Fear and Loathing in Tornado Alley

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Oh, I would SOOOO be there! Only thing, we have to have a cleaning schedule! I went for a weekend one time for a girls weekend to do a cookie exchange for the holidays. Suffice to say, me and one of my other friends did ALL of the fr@cking cooking, baking AND cleaning while these lazy, sloth of women ate, drank and dirtied everything. I gave them a piece of my mind that last morning there...umm yeah, I wasn't invited back again, but I would never go again anyway! I said all that to say, everybody has to pull their own damn weight!
*mini rant over *
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Cleaning schedule, definitely. Or we all just pitch in and cut a swathe. I'm all for the men ( sexist of me, I know..tough beans.. ) taking out the trash and fixing any blinking VCR/DVD player on the compound. Also I strictly demand being carried to my bedroom at the merest whisper of being tired like the Queen I am. Bwahahahahaa.
Seriously though, any and all who can wield a pot or pan can most certainly scrub a dish or sweep floor. Ditto for loos, laundry and bed making. And I insist on any and all furbabies most definitely being present. Lord knows I'll bring Retardia Regina to the party.
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Posted by venusianbull
I strictly demand being carried to my bedroom at the merest whisper of being tired like the Queen I am. Bwahahahahaa.




LMAO!!! I would like that kind of Room Service; amongst other "special treatments" in the boudoir...hahahahaa!
Yeah, I pull my own wait, no problem! It's just that these particular biznatches are relatively wealthy and used to being waited on hand and foot...well, I had a foot for them alright! I only (attempted) to keep the peace for my friends sake, since they were really her friends, but by Sunday morning, I'd had it!
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Why do I stay?
Because I'm a Taurus. :/
I need someone I can go stay with(way up north)in the springs and summers.I promise I won't eat much nor touch you inappropriately.*fingers crossed behind back* 😉



:p

The chasers are here getting ready for tomorrow,which really means every day from now til fall 😢



That's a lie ! You will eat everything and burp and fart uncontrollably too 😛
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I'm very mad at you and will not be speaking to you. 😢

A MONTH——
You've been back a #&^% #@(& month,missed my birthday even though you were here....never bothered to come and love me....AAAAAND, to top it all off, have been missing your furry azz and have been fighting myself not to go to your board and cry out your name,in hopes you'd stop in,see it and come back.

So,in short...I'm not speaking to you. :p
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Why do I stay?
Because I'm a Taurus. :/
I need someone I can go stay with(way up north)in the springs and summers.I promise I won't eat much nor touch you inappropriately.*fingers crossed behind back* 😉



:p

The chasers are here getting ready for tomorrow,which really means every day from now til fall 😢



I feel you on this! During tornado season here, I'm always on pins and needles for my family and friends. It's scary!
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It does suck.
Lived with it all my life...but now that I have off spring out from under my wing...it is so much worse. 😢
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See, your thread of fear and loathing blossomed into something beautiful 🙂



YAY!!!

It's storming like bish right now,but this thread is warm and sunny from the love and dreams. 🙂
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It's raining here too! It makes it SOO difficult to do ANY work as I just want to curl up on the couch! Alas, I have deadlines to meet and phone calls to make so there was no couch time 😢
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Ummm music, food, and fun. Where do I sign up? As for the bon fire - I love fire, but I likely shouldn't be the one in charge of it...(looks around nervously).



LMAO

Taurguy is in charge until he gets to drunk and starts losing facial hair...then it's C Mans turn.

(what else are Tau men good for anyway?)
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UMMMMMMMMMMMMM. 😈
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Ummm music, food, and fun. Where do I sign up? As for the bon fire - I love fire, but I likely shouldn't be the one in charge of it...(looks around nervously).



LMAO

Taurguy is in charge until he gets to drunk and starts losing facial hair...then it's C Mans turn.

(what else are Tau men good for anyway?)
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Might not be a good idea.. lol


You have no idea.. I use to be such a pyro as a kid... Screw reading mags on the pot, as a kid I'd make big piles of TP and light it and watch it burn in front of me when I was on the pot... haha... All came to a point one day.. Long story short I made a fire bomb, set it off and threw it.. Just then Dad walks around the house and picks it up "whats this?" luck of the irish it misfires, and I didint end up blowing up my dad... lol I quit my pyro-ness after that.. lol...


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LOL Don't make me wrestle someone to the ground and take the matches away. I could just picture lil' TaurGuy, sitting on the ring of joy, with that "ooooooo ahhhhhh ohhhh" look on his face while the bonfire of Charmin torched off.
NOPE. I'll be taking the long lighter, the strike matches AND the two sticks to rub together tyvm. And hand over that magnifying lens. I know better. *tapping foot*
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Posted by USCTaurusGal

Of course! Hell we need you, because your water will help put out the fire me and Taurguy will likely start! Ha!



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^^hmmm....that just doesn't sound right does it? LOL!
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Hmm yeah, I think your right.. It doesn't sound right...



I could be wrong but, I think it should be 'Taurguy and I' vs. 'me and Taurguy'


Put out the fire Taurguy and I will likely start! Hmmm that sounds better I think...




hehe 😛