Sun Signs - The Downside

Taurus

You are stubborn, inflexible, and so laid back you're in a coma. That's on a good day. As with all true forces of nature, there's nothing subtle about you. You're capable of wrath measuring ten on the Richter scale. In your heart, you believe you are right, even when you are proven wrong, and are so narrow-minded that you can get stuck in a rut so deep you need a ladder to climb out. That's OK with you because you think it's a safe and sane way to live.

You are perfectly willing to plod through life without trampling anyone's toes, as long as everyone understands you are boss. However you will deliberately shake up things at home in a spot check to see who's really on your side. You need constant adoration from your spouse, demand blind obedience from your children, and will bust a skull now and then to assure it. You forget your angry outbursts as soon as they erupt, and can't understand why the relative you laid low an hour ago won't share the nice dinner you've just cooked.

In romance you have the approach of a dentist's drill. You can knock anybody's socks off but after the deed, there's no glow. You are snoring before your partner stops breathing hard. You wake up in a few minutes, ready to rock and roll. By then your partner is sleepy. Of course this means little or nothing to you as long as you get your jollies again.

Cleaning house means clearing away last month's pile of empty pizza boxes and potato chip bags. You are a junk-food junkie. Your favorite clothes are cheezy sweats to slug around in at home.

You are often underestimated because of your calm surface temperament and you have hidden talents you seldom use. Taurus is the sign of the writer, artist, dictator, district attorney and hanging judge.

That obtuse Taurean nature you're famous for is a ruse. You understand. You just don't care what others think and have no use for anyone who doesn't measure up to your personal value system. You won't be swayed from a course of action and your strength lies in the fact that you don't need anyone's approval but your own

You are one of the zodiac's true homebodies. You are not flighty, or flirty, or empty-headed. You are capable, thrifty, and cagey. You understand instinctively your powerful nature and aren't afraid to use it to further yourself in life,but you need to learn that your glare and occasional snort is enough to make most people take a step back. Control your famous rampages, choose your battles carefully and no

i actually agree with her 😛

seriously, i was expecting...more. what a rip!

and why is taurus always the shortest!?!?!?

Posted by tubbyscubby
and why is taurus always the shortest!?!?!?

I was wondering the exact same thing.

Because we're so intrinsically wonderful they can't find much to bitch about. 😛

pr0vos - what you quoted above i think is a trait that's shared between taurus and leo...hell, all fixed signs really. i think my aqua and scorp friends would agree with it too.

Posted by bullbrat
choose your battles carefully

I have this little warrior princess doll on my rearview mirror and it says, "Warrior Princess teaches you to pick & choose your battles wisely."
One of the best pieces of advice that anybody can ever have - in my opinion.