sorti-fantastic poney
@sorti-fantastic poney
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Best statements i have ever heard.
Hahahaha!
I like they way you twisted and altered the original perspective and transitioned a new meaning to the same culture from a different social class.
I like they way you twisted and altered the original perspective and transitioned a new meaning to the same culture from a different social class.
LOL
Here is the claim each plunger tells itself throughout it\'s life in the battle of toilet defecation...
Ah fuck this, I think we\'ll have to use some back up! *pulls out suds and mr. clean*
Ah shit, this keeps happening, and i keep sucking, but nothing comes undone!
Ah well, shit gets clogged in!
Shove, suck and release feces from sticking around too long.
Hey, I just took the biggest dump, and i had to chop up the pieces to flush them down the toilet, but I broke your toilet while doing so...can i still borrow some money? Response, \"Oh, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!\"
*stomach growling* This shit better calm the fuck down or Mr. pepto bismol is going to have to kick its ass!
I want to be a piece of shit like my brother.
\"Washing windows? I rather be washing my ass!\", the bum shouted maniacally to the driver with crapped stained windows.
My ass is going on forty, each dump i make, for drinking 6-40s!
(Merging of two)
Ah fuck this, I think we\'ll have to use some back up! *pulls out suds and mr. clean*
Ah shit, this keeps happening, and i keep sucking, but nothing comes undone!
Ah well, shit gets clogged in!
Shove, suck and release feces from sticking around too long.
Hey, I just took the biggest dump, and i had to chop up the pieces to flush them down the toilet, but I broke your toilet while doing so...can i still borrow some money? Response, \"Oh, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!\"
*stomach growling* This shit better calm the fuck down or Mr. pepto bismol is going to have to kick its ass!
I want to be a piece of shit like my brother.
\"Washing windows? I rather be washing my ass!\", the bum shouted maniacally to the driver with crapped stained windows.
My ass is going on forty, each dump i make, for drinking 6-40s!
(Merging of two)
Save the drama fo ya mama.
^^ HAHAHAHA!
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Who wants to live past 40 anyways!?
If you guys have anything wise to say about the claims people make on the streets of your neighborhood then please post. 🙂