Best statements i have ever heard.

While growing up in the ghetto, I have picked up on a few wise words from the people on the streets of SANTA ANA, and i mean...

Fuck it or what?!

Shit happens, can\'t do anything about it.

Ah well, life goes on.

Live, laugh, and love.

No mamaes...

Calm down, foo! *puts hand in and under the shirt*

I want to be a gangster like my brother.

I want to make mad money by washing windows like the bums.

I can drink 6-40s.

Who wants to live past 40 anyways!?

If you guys have anything wise to say about the claims people make on the streets of your neighborhood then please post. 🙂

Hahahaha!

I like they way you twisted and altered the original perspective and transitioned a new meaning to the same culture from a different social class.

LOL

Here is the claim each plunger tells itself throughout it\'s life in the battle of toilet defecation...

Ah fuck this, I think we\'ll have to use some back up! *pulls out suds and mr. clean*

Ah shit, this keeps happening, and i keep sucking, but nothing comes undone!

Ah well, shit gets clogged in!

Shove, suck and release feces from sticking around too long.

Hey, I just took the biggest dump, and i had to chop up the pieces to flush them down the toilet, but I broke your toilet while doing so...can i still borrow some money? Response, \"Oh, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!\"

*stomach growling* This shit better calm the fuck down or Mr. pepto bismol is going to have to kick its ass!

I want to be a piece of shit like my brother.

\"Washing windows? I rather be washing my ass!\", the bum shouted maniacally to the driver with crapped stained windows.

My ass is going on forty, each dump i make, for drinking 6-40s!
(Merging of two)

Save the drama fo ya mama.

^^ HAHAHAHA!