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12. "Geminis hair is like this" I mean mine is.
I would like to show some of the world my rap skills with a good beat but people would be surprise to even actually hear and see me rap let alone just talk cus I'm so quiet. I'll just stick to showing people what mad skills I got on the guitar and piano with my mouth shut and quiet as a mouse. I let my musical instruments do all the talking for me. We geminis got skills on musical instruments of any kind. Even if you dont think you got it. Its there. Its hidden. Ya need to use your talents and skills. Gemini rule the hands and fingers. My nerves is bad so I tend to be a fast guitar and piano player. that's another thing gemini rule, the nervous system. Who came up with this ridiculous fairy tale that geminis talk a lot? The quiet ones let their action speak louder than words.
Posted by Piscez
(Kittens emailed me this post)
"Idk if this count as a roast or not, but i've never been sexually attracted to Geminis before."
A familiar sentiment on here
Posted by WoolyLabia
If you see this tattoo 60% of the time she’ll give a good BJ
Lol I have a horrible gag reflex but I don't have that tattoo either.
Some of these are oddly specific 🤣 but none of the roasts land for me
I read once that Gemini women are the “sad girls” of the zodiac, it explained that we carry more than we will ever show the world. That our mind is always stuck in the past bcs of it. This one could be true for me
I read once that Gemini women are the “sad girls” of the zodiac, it explained that we carry more than we will ever show the world. That our mind is always stuck in the past bcs of it. This one could be true for me
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Some of these are oddly specific 🤣 but none of the roasts land for me
I read once that Gemini women are the “sad girls” of the zodiac, it explained that we carry more than we will ever show the world. That our mind is always stuck in the past bcs of it. This one could be true for me
For sure. I think we're more emo than Cancers and low-key less slutty
Posted by WoolyLabia
If you see this tattoo 60% of the time she’ll give a good BJ
I cant imagine you with a Gemini woman 😂 too childlike and bubbly
Posted by WoolyLabiaPosted by MidAtBestPosted by WoolyLabiaLol I have a horrible gag reflex but I don't have that tattoo either.
If you see this tattoo 60% of the time she’ll give a good BJ
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Omg you belong to the small portion of bad bj geminis? 🤣😅 what was your stripper move going to be if not the beej?
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I would've been fired so quick. Yesterday this other girl was straightening her hair and I wanted to use her flat iron. I said to her "does my hair look ok? Id ask to use your flat iron but I don't wanna give you lice". She was not amused 💀
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Lulufer
Some of these are oddly specific 🤣 but none of the roasts land for me
I read once that Gemini women are the “sad girls” of the zodiac, it explained that we carry more than we will ever show the world. That our mind is always stuck in the past bcs of it. This one could be true for me
For sure. I think we're more emo than Cancers and low-key less sluttyclick to expand
True. Cancer expresses emotions in their body, Geminis/air aigns intellectualizes their desires. I only get emo when things arent fair, i have a 7th house sun also
Posted by WoolyLabiaPosted by MidAtBestPosted by WoolyLabiaI would've been fired so quick. Yesterday this other girl was straightening her hair and I wanted to use her flat iron. I said to her "does my hair look ok? Id ask to use your flat iron but I don't wanna give you lice". She was not amused 💀Posted by MidAtBestOmg you belong to the small portion of bad bj geminis? 🤣😅 what was your stripper move going to be if not the beej?Posted by WoolyLabiaLol I have a horrible gag reflex but I don't have that tattoo either.
If you see this tattoo 60% of the time she’ll give a good BJ
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Idk maybe she was just being rude to the competition like Anora’s hater
“Don’t dance with Joey ray midatbest!!”click to expand
Yeah she and everyone else were much nicer when I was crying about having to quit
13. "Geminis are the type to go around asking others if they are prettier than other women" so me
Posted by MidAtBest
13. "Geminis are the type to go around asking others if they are prettier than other women" so me
That's more of a cancer thing. Every cancer women I've had intimate relationships with used to always ask me if I find them attractive. I couldn't take it. That's one reason why I not only broke it off with them but ghosted them.
Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by MidAtBest
13. "Geminis are the type to go around asking others if they are prettier than other women" so me
That's more of a cancer thing. Every cancer women I've had intimate relationships with used to always ask me if I find them attractive. I couldn't take it. That's one reason why I not only broke it off with them but ghosted them.click to expand
it destroys my relationships and friendships too. confidence is everything
Posted by SoWhat
Save it slut
I didn't ask to be born and refuse to an hero during mercury retrograde. let me know if you want me to on April 26th when it leaves shadow.
I'm just going to be that guy. I absolutely love Gemini. It's in my top 3 of favorite signs, maybe even number 1. The fact is no one can truly roast a Gemini more then they roast themselves naturally on a daily basis. Just look at any Gemini to ever exist. You will easily find a reason to cringe from their energy, and the best part is they truly don't give a fuck. That's why I love them so much.
idk gem's the only sign i've never dated nor tried to date coz somehow i just don't encounter them.
but my aunt is a combo of basically Gemini + Leo and i don't like how she wants to be treated like a queen 24/7.
but my aunt is a combo of basically Gemini + Leo and i don't like how she wants to be treated like a queen 24/7.
Posted by virgoOPPP
idk gem's the only sign i've never dated nor tried to date coz somehow i just don't encounter them.
but my aunt is a combo of basically Gemini + Leo and i don't like how she wants to be treated like a queen 24/7.
guilty, I just ended a friendship with someone for volunteering that he thinks I'm a 6 (and other than that he was super nice). I've also dumped 2 men for volunteering that I'm a 7. I just don't think it's kind to rate your friends and girlfriends without being asked if it's that low. like im aware at this point from so much feedback that its a fair or generous rating (considering my username). but lots of people think that being unable to cope with this treatment makes me an immature princess-complex
I knew this aqua dude in high school, I was in love with him because when we met he asked if I was Russian lol and I was flattered (hoping he meant the hot mail-order bride ones). also he looked like Jason Segel which I thought was adorable. anyway, one day he made a Facebook status that said "like my status for a rating". he gave every single person who liked his status a 10 with a heartfelt explanation why. someone posted on his page "Mark, you're a 10".
so stereotypically aquarian of him! but very inspiring.
so stereotypically aquarian of him! but very inspiring.
Posted by WoolyLabiaPosted by LuluferPosted by WoolyLabiaI cant imagine you with a Gemini woman 😂 too childlike and bubbly
If you see this tattoo 60% of the time she’ll give a good BJ
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Them or me? I don’t think I give off the same vibe as online but most actually say I’m soft spoken (sag said) and bisexual (Scorpio said) seeming. 🤣click to expand
Them
Oh I wanna hear. Ive never heard you speak in all those years
@woolylabia quoting doesnt seem to work but yeah Im mostly playful and very expressive in hand gestures and voice intonation 😅 All the strict boundaries and principles is learned guardedness. The true childlike energy tho is tucked under a few layers and reserved for only a cherrypicked few
I feel like this circles back to our rising, 10th house moon and all the fixed energy in our charts
Do you also get this intimidating label and later on people see your warm side? Like what you mentioned about what people commented on your voice and sexuality, they only later learn about this warm and soft side
Might be different for you because of your fire placements
Lol I rebuke that Lulu lore. I call my friends dog Lulufur because shes unhinged and lunges at anything that moves 😂 Her real name is Lulu.
I shouldve gone with user84732 haha
So where is the vocaroo of your voice?
I feel like this circles back to our rising, 10th house moon and all the fixed energy in our charts
Do you also get this intimidating label and later on people see your warm side? Like what you mentioned about what people commented on your voice and sexuality, they only later learn about this warm and soft side
Might be different for you because of your fire placements
Lol I rebuke that Lulu lore. I call my friends dog Lulufur because shes unhinged and lunges at anything that moves 😂 Her real name is Lulu.
I shouldve gone with user84732 haha
So where is the vocaroo of your voice?
Some are good. But I'm automatically wary, too many issues with them over time.
Posted by WoolyLabiaPosted by Lulufer
@woolylabia quoting doesnt seem to work but yeah Im mostly playful and very expressive in hand gestures and voice intonation 😅 All the strict boundaries and principles is learned guardedness. The true childlike energy tho is tucked under a few layers and reserved for only a cherrypicked few
I feel like this circles back to our rising, 10th house moon and all the fixed energy in our charts
Do you also get this intimidating label and later on people see your warm side? Like what you mentioned about what people commented on your voice and sexuality, they only later learn about this warm and soft side
Might be different for you because of your fire placements
Lol I rebuke that Lulu lore. I call my friends dog Lulufur because shes unhinged and lunges at anything that moves 😂 Her real name is Lulu.
I shouldve gone with user84732 haha
So where is the vocaroo of your voice?
You can’t quote after a few back and forths Duncan wants to limit the prisoner interaction on dxp
How the hell do you have a 10th house moon when it is in Taurus haha! Chart must be crazily portioned.
I don’t get intimidating anymore. I’m warm immediately like pepe le pew 😅
Well rocket likes a lot of lulu with that Scorpio moon of his
😅
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HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAA
What do you mean btw I dont have a Taurus moon, blasphemy… my moon is in Virgo
And that Sag lied to you, you dont sound soft or maybe you turned into puddy in her presence 😆
And that Sag lied to you, you dont sound soft or maybe you turned into puddy in her presence 😆
Posted by WoolyLabiaPosted by MidAtBestPosted by virgoOPPPguilty, I just ended a friendship with someone for volunteering that he thinks I'm a 6 (and other than that he was super nice). I've also dumped 2 men for volunteering that I'm a 7. I just don't think it's kind to rate your friends and girlfriends without being asked if it's that low. like im aware at this point from so much feedback that its a fair or generous rating (considering my username). but lots of people think that being unable to cope with this treatment makes me an immature princess-complex
idk gem's the only sign i've never dated nor tried to date coz somehow i just don't encounter them.
but my aunt is a combo of basically Gemini + Leo and i don't like how she wants to be treated like a queen 24/7.
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Depends on the scale but 6 is high if they take rating seriously like you can’t be giving out 9’s all the time and someone has to occupy 3 4 5
6 is well above average
I’m not into rating but I’ve watched some very detailed vidsclick to expand
I know xD difference is my libra ex phrased it "you're well above average" and didn't assign a rating. had I asked for one from any of these people that would be fair. but also if I were mature I'd not expect my partner to cater to my insecurities all the time
another thing is that when I look at those scales, oftentimes they place "overweight" at like 2, but imo they're the 5s (not counting the beautiful ones with no face fat). because the average person I see looks like a big unkempt dump
Posted by WoolyLabiaPosted by Lulufer
@woolylabia quoting doesnt seem to work but yeah Im mostly playful and very expressive in hand gestures and voice intonation 😅 All the strict boundaries and principles is learned guardedness. The true childlike energy tho is tucked under a few layers and reserved for only a cherrypicked few
I feel like this circles back to our rising, 10th house moon and all the fixed energy in our charts
Do you also get this intimidating label and later on people see your warm side? Like what you mentioned about what people commented on your voice and sexuality, they only later learn about this warm and soft side
Might be different for you because of your fire placements
Lol I rebuke that Lulu lore. I call my friends dog Lulufur because shes unhinged and lunges at anything that moves 😂 Her real name is Lulu.
I shouldve gone with user84732 haha
So where is the vocaroo of your voice?
You can’t quote after a few back and forths Duncan wants to limit the prisoner interaction on dxp
How the hell do you have a 10th house moon when it is in Taurus haha! Chart must be crazily portioned.
I don’t get intimidating anymore. I’m warm immediately like pepe le pew 😅
Well rocket likes a lot of lulu with that Scorpio moon of his
😅
< width="300" height="60" ="https://vocaroo.com/embed/17W9YmpVmdZO?autoplay=0" frameborder="0">
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omg you sound so young and sweet!
same voice as my 20 y.o. recluse nephew, you probably don't like to talk much
I like to know if I have a soft spoken voice in yalls opinion cus I always think I do. And besides I have tons of air in my chart and I'm dominated by it and still don't talk. I only talk when I'm spoken to, that's it. Not to talk just to hear myself talk like libras and fire signs do.
https://voca.ro/1n7SEnosjL4w
Fuck it roast away if you want since this is a Gemini roasting thread after all.
https://voca.ro/1n7SEnosjL4w
Fuck it roast away if you want since this is a Gemini roasting thread after all.
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
I like to know if I have a soft spoken voice in yalls opinion cus I always think I do. And besides I have tons of air in my chart and I'm dominated by it and still don't talk. I only talk when I'm spoken to, that's it. Not to talk just to hear myself talk like libras and fire signs do.
https://voca.ro/1n7SEnosjL4w
Fuck it roast away if you want since this is a Gemini roasting thread after all.
You sound like a white postgrad in his late 20s 😍
Posted by WoolyLabia
Can you like do more than a syllable @JumpinJupiter? 😅
Lol shucks man idk
I'm a bit too shy to talk to be honest with you
Posted by WoolyLabia
Can you like do more than a syllable @JumpinJupiter? 😅
And besides, I do a lot of stuttering as if to say I'm thinking what to say while I'm talking a full line at the same time. Nobody wants to hear that.
Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by WoolyLabia
Can you like do more than a syllable @JumpinJupiter? 😅
And besides, I do a lot of stuttering as if to say I'm thinking what to say while I'm talking a full line at the same time. Nobody wants to hear that.click to expand
I think many Geminis stutter or fumble their words, ironically. Nerves. I do and my dad does. I think you have Gem mercury, right? Do you have any prominent Taurus or Pisces placements
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by WoolyLabiaAnd besides, I do a lot of stuttering as if to say I'm thinking what to say while I'm talking a full line at the same time. Nobody wants to hear that.
Can you like do more than a syllable @JumpinJupiter? 😅
I think many Geminis stutter or fumble their words, ironically. Nerves. I do and my dad does. I think you have Gem mercury, right? Do you have any prominent Taurus or Pisces placementsclick to expand
Your dad a gemini?
Yeah I have gemini in mercury intercepting cancer
Nope no taurus or pisces is nowhere to be found in my chart
Funny I always thought men do the most stuttering
Another gemini trait is they can disguise their voices too. I can talk just like Donald duck but I don't know what to say to put it on vocaroo
Posted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Another gemini trait is they can disguise their voices too. I can talk just like Donald duck but I don't know what to say to put it on vocaroo
oh boy say something!
sometimes I do a great Pewdiepie impression but it takes the right mood
will you rap for us?
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Jumpin_Jupiter
Another gemini trait is they can disguise their voices too. I can talk just like Donald duck but I don't know what to say to put it on vocaroo
oh boy say something!
sometimes I do a great Pewdiepie impression but it takes the right mood
will you rap for us?click to expand
Yeah sometimes it takes the right mood for me to be in for me to do any impressionations of any kind I barely was in the right mood just to say a simple hi on vocaroo.
If our boy ayb come back I'll battle him on rapping 😅
Posted by MidAtBest
https://voca.ro/1g0sj2cN4oc7
@hydorah post yours?
my voice is cavernous and moronic. I shan't
Posted by hydorahPosted by MidAtBest
https://voca.ro/1g0sj2cN4oc7
@hydorah post yours?
my voice is cavernous and moronic. I shan'tclick to expand
oh please please 🙏 I'll battle rap with JJ if you do
Actually I'm writing a diss rap about JJ regardless, one sec
maybe tomorrow
Posted by MidAtBest
@jumpin_jupiter
https://voca.ro/11s4mKenPMnp
#roasted
😆 pretty cute actually. Your voice
But I'm more willing and able to battle rap with ayb really.
Posted by MidAtBest
@jumpin_jupiter
https://voca.ro/11s4mKenPMnp
#roasted
nice, that's a voice for 1940s radio commercials
i have two gemini brothers (one biological brother, one half brother. i’m the oldest of three). they keep me entertained 🤷♂️😅
most common gemini stereotype i hear:
“geminis have multiple personalities”
i would think that’s a little more interesting than someone who only has a one-dimensional personality. 🤷♂️😅 gemini energy is like 10 people packed into one body. spin the wheel to see which one comes popping out 😂 it’s that jack-in-the-box energy. you don’t know what you’re gonna get on any given day.
i dunno why but geminis remind me of chucky when they’re mad 😂
one of my brothers has the attention span of a goldfish. we’ll be on the phone discussing something and he’ll suddenly be like “wait, hold on” and disappear for 3-4 hours and then call me back at odd hours like 2am just to be like “so, as i was saying….” lmao 😂 like just randomly continuing a conversation he left unfinished hours ago as if nothing happened 😂
this is the same wacky brother that wanted to tag along when i randomly decided i wanted to go into the woods at night to look for ghosts/witches when i was like eleven or twelve 😂 he was just chilling behind me eating a hamburger 😂 (there was a little woodland area near our house at the time. good ol’ times lol)
most common gemini stereotype i hear:
“geminis have multiple personalities”
i would think that’s a little more interesting than someone who only has a one-dimensional personality. 🤷♂️😅 gemini energy is like 10 people packed into one body. spin the wheel to see which one comes popping out 😂 it’s that jack-in-the-box energy. you don’t know what you’re gonna get on any given day.
i dunno why but geminis remind me of chucky when they’re mad 😂
one of my brothers has the attention span of a goldfish. we’ll be on the phone discussing something and he’ll suddenly be like “wait, hold on” and disappear for 3-4 hours and then call me back at odd hours like 2am just to be like “so, as i was saying….” lmao 😂 like just randomly continuing a conversation he left unfinished hours ago as if nothing happened 😂
this is the same wacky brother that wanted to tag along when i randomly decided i wanted to go into the woods at night to look for ghosts/witches when i was like eleven or twelve 😂 he was just chilling behind me eating a hamburger 😂 (there was a little woodland area near our house at the time. good ol’ times lol)
i think the cheating stereotype comes from people thinking geminis can lead double lives more easily than other signs. that whole “gemini=two-faced” thing.
my brother is generally against cheating but he cheated once as a revenge after he found out his girlfriend cheated on him. he said he felt awful and grimy. a gemini will mimic you so you gotta be careful. they’re not above tit for tat.
the other brother is against cheating as far as i know. he recently got married. he has venus in gemini too.
my brother is generally against cheating but he cheated once as a revenge after he found out his girlfriend cheated on him. he said he felt awful and grimy. a gemini will mimic you so you gotta be careful. they’re not above tit for tat.
the other brother is against cheating as far as i know. he recently got married. he has venus in gemini too.
it's just a random song
"belle île en mer"
"belle île en mer"
Posted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by MidAtBest
@jumpin_jupiter
https://voca.ro/11s4mKenPMnp
#roasted
😆 pretty cute actually. Your voice
But I'm more willing and able to battle rap with ayb really.click to expand
@bb909999
Posted by MidAtBestPosted by Jumpin_JupiterPosted by MidAtBest😆 pretty cute actually. Your voice
@jumpin_jupiter
https://voca.ro/11s4mKenPMnp
#roasted
But I'm more willing and able to battle rap with ayb really.
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lol
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