when you throw the shade, the shade is throwing you backward

I'll just +1 soul's list, I made a few edits
Posted by Soul

Newbie of the year - No one
Best sense of humor - No one
Wisest user - No one
Troll of the year - Dxpnet
Biggest DXP Feud - The login button
Actual astrologer award - No one
Biggest Try Hard - Everyone
Train Wreck Award - Dxpnet
User most likely to be blocked - Everyone
Most likely to be a catfish - Everyone
Most direct user - No one it's the Internet ffs
Most dramatic user - Anyone who is a dxpnet member
User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user - Everyone
Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down. - Everyone
Best Cancer female - roman
Best Virgo male - All suck
Best Virgo female - All suck
Best Capricorn male - All suck
Inspiring user of the year (unexpected) - The Subscribe button
User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From - Doesn't get me excited/ use to it
The most delusional user - The Subscribe button
Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom - dxpnet
Best Earth Sign Male - All suck
Best Earth Sign Female - All suck
Best Water Sign Female - All suck
Best Aries female - All suck
Best Aries male - alicia
Best Taurus Male - All suck
Best Taurus Female - All suck
Best Gemini Male - All suck
Best Gemini Female - All suck
Best Cancer Male - All suck
Best Leo Male - All suck
Best Leo Female - All suck
Best Libra Male - ursamediocre
Best Libra Female - All suck
Best Scorpio Male - All suck
Best Scorpio Female - All suck
Best Sagittarius Male - All suck
Best Sagittarius Female - All suck
Best CapriCorn Female - All suck
Best Aquarius Male - All suck
Best Aquarius Female - All suck
Best Pisces Male - heavy
Best Pisces Female - All suck




Posted by Soul
Newbie of the year - No one
Best sense of humor - No one
Wisest user - No one
Troll of the year - Dxpnet
Biggest DXP Feud - The login button
Actual astrologer award - No one
Biggest Try Hard - Everyone
Train Wreck Award - Dxpnet
User most likely to be blocked - Everyone
Most likely to be a catfish - Everyone
Most direct user - No one it's the Internet ffs
Most dramatic user - Anyone who is a dxpnet member
User That Never Makes Any Sense/ Most random user - Everyone
Biggest butter-Stirrer/ Dxper most likely to be eating popcorn and watching drama while the house burns down. - Everyone
Best Cancer female - All suck
Best Virgo male - All suck
Best Virgo female - All suck
Best Capricorn male - All suck
Inspiring user of the year (unexpected) - The Subscribe button
User You Are Most Excited To Get A Notification From - Doesn't get me excited/ use to it
The most delusional user - Everyone
Highest-Speeding Downward Spiral of the year/ User who has clearly hit rock bottom - Everyone logging on
Best Earth Sign Male - All suck
Best Earth Sign Female - All suck
Best Water Sign Female - All suck
Best Aries female - All suck
Best Aries male - All suck
Best Taurus Male - All suck
Best Taurus Female - All suck
Best Gemini Male - All suck
Best Gemini Female - All suck
Best Cancer Male - All suck
Best Leo Male - Soul
Best Leo Female - All suck
Best Libra Male - All suck
Best Libra Female - All suck
Best Scorpio Male - All suck
Best Scorpio Female - Rabbit
Best Sagittarius Male - All suck
Best Sagittarius Female - All suck
Best CapriCorn Female - All suck
Best Aquarius Male - All suck
Best Aquarius Female - All suck
Best Pisces Male - All suck
Best Pisces Female - All suck




I think allsuck should be counted as an actual vote so if other people vote the same, it could win the vote
Posted by LittleFairy


me esp the shy unpop bit and bad with boys


that moment when you realize eva green looks like steve buscemi
you are very white and had some very expensive toys that we could probably not afford, congratulations
I'm not even sure cloudy is 17 she looks more like 14, sh should be banned for 5 years just to be sure
damnata is getting paid right?
I mean now that we have to subscribe for the priviledge to make posts for the website, I hope damnata is at least getting a cut
it looks just like in the animes
Posted by roleplay
@hydorah I started reading it. First time seeing my name in a book. Now I understand your sentiments


no idea wtf you're on, but it fits the thread, i'm chile
they'll only get cranky if you try to use sex as a weapon or to control them
I know you trollin and baitin, but I'm chile
my voice doesn't sound manly at all, sometimes it sounds too juvenile, other times it's too low and it's just a low tired humm like a mummy waking up from the tomb
it's my real voice you treetrunks
Posted by FknNerd
Is Jed going in the dxp award memoriam vid? Its been a rough week for HES. I feel bad now.


you know what? angry granpa just died, don't tell HES
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by hydorah
Posted by FknNerd
Posted by Chang
Posted by FknNerd
Cloudy is luke Skywalker. Come to the dark side luke


But I have the Vader shirt





Do you play baseball in that?

Youre Han. Teena is Leia. Hydorah is obi wan and that makes Rom yoda 😃 I'm boba fett obviously. Lol or maybe not idk but I'm going to keep mentioning starwars til the new movie comes out this week.

treetrunk you I'm palpatine cookiemonster


Well then, you are ugly as sin. Evil bastard.

Is this some sick erotic fantasy you have with a smirking black Indian shoving you down his shaft?
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I've got to go, keep teenaing, tubbies
Posted by roleplay
Posted by hydorah
Posted by roleplay
I’m flattered by the bidding but I joined the dark side long ago when I wrote

“hurr durr I'm a stupid little girl splashing in the swamp of life and I should be ravaged in the ass raw
to be put in my place

Punish me daddy”





I still can’t believe it. Thread is gone now thank god, but I saved the draft


calling your dad rn

kk daddy
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I'm on the phone with your dad
Posted by roleplay
I’m flattered by the bidding but I joined the dark side long ago when I wrote

“hurr durr I'm a stupid little girl splashing in the swamp of life and I should be ravaged in the ass raw
to be put in my place

Punish me daddy”





I still can’t believe it. Thread is gone now thank god, but I saved the draft


calling your dad rn