I walked in on one of my roommates jacking off to porn a few minutes ago... I was kind of surprised first but then I started laughing uncontrollably. Funniest shit on Earth!
Awkward....
That'll teach ya to knock...lol
He was on the living room couch... I just got home. I mean how was I suppose to not see.
It still wouldn't work either. He happens to sort of be kind of my nephew. Long Story.
Oh no, I completely understood what you meant. I'm just saying that even if my roommate was a girl they'd end up being my niece you see. Not that I would disagree with what you said before, it's just you know incest is kind of a big no no for me.
Well, yes obviously lol. Who wouldn't but the misses wouldn't approve. I'm thinking of making fun of him right now.
"He happens to sort of be kind of my nephew. Long Story."
Do you live in Kentucky? lol Nevermind.
Do you live in Kentucky? lol Nevermind.
Just the one. Hippo. I don't like the idea of juggling women, too much to handle. Doesn't seem right either.
SS he's living with me because his parents live in Asia and they wanted him to live over here and I was the only one who would take him in so he goes to University here.
SS he's living with me because his parents live in Asia and they wanted him to live over here and I was the only one who would take him in so he goes to University here.
Sorry for what? Don't be lol. I'm not offended if you're not offended.
Okie dokie artichokie!
"SS he's living with me because his parents live in Asia and they wanted him to live over here and I was the only one who would take him in so he goes to University here."
Well, it sounds like it's time for the "house rules" talk, DK. lol No illicit activities in the living room...unless it's you. After all, it's your place. 🙂
Well, it sounds like it's time for the "house rules" talk, DK. lol No illicit activities in the living room...unless it's you. After all, it's your place. 🙂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
There aren't many rules where we live. Just keep your business to yourself and don't piss me off really. Other than that it's pretty much a free for all.
Oh and it was a movie. I got Digital for the sports not the porn damnit! Ok, some porn but mostly sports.
Oh and it was a movie. I got Digital for the sports not the porn damnit! Ok, some porn but mostly sports.
I just handed him "The Clipboard" as punishment. It's a 12 page clipboard of things that need to be done around the apartment that we divvy up on Sunday nights. I overloaded his work schedule for the week. He's pissed but I don't care.
LOL @ DK
I feel sooooo bad for you, but at the same time it was funny 😄
I feel sooooo bad for you, but at the same time it was funny 😄
lol...i
"Was he whacking it to Two girls one cup? If so you may have bigger issues at hand (get it? hand? whacking? hand?...sorry)."
Nope, but if he had then well... That would be even more awkward.
"he was careless, and wasn't playing attention.
i've never been caught, im a ninja at jacking.
they call me ninja jack."
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ninja Jack.
Nope, but if he had then well... That would be even more awkward.
"he was careless, and wasn't playing attention.
i've never been caught, im a ninja at jacking.
they call me ninja jack."
LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ninja Jack.
"lol...i
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →Related Topics
I was wondering if you act too much like a friend with an Aqua, meaning like in between times when you are not hanging o
Everything was cool and we didnt talk for a week, then I called and he said he was thinking of me at that momet and he t
Just wondering if anyone have been through this relationship, if it when well and what is the aries are thinking? or if
Hey everyone!! I'm new to the board and just wanted to say what's up. I'm an Aquarian. Rising sign is Sag and Moon is in
I swear, if I encounter one more of you who needs anger management... like, seriously...
Is it normal for an aqua to try and make you jealous? Cause its a little annoying, and very aggravating!
hi im confused about an aqua so please could you wise people answer a few questions on the topic thanks. how do you kno
i been thinking are they the same thing? Before I get into my thoughts I'd like to get your opinion on the subject.
Devil's_The_Name :( *Sniff*Sniff, I miss my buddy :(
i broke down and had sex with my friend (scorpio male). it was horrible. he was working with VERY VERY LITTLE. so today
What do aquas feel about their insignifant others showing off about themselves (quiote leonine behavior). Like if the pe
I know that Aqua men have a somewhat perverse sex drive although on the physical side aren't always that active. My b/f
I read alot of posts by LeoAqua about the infamous teasing by aquas. But why do they do the teasing. Also I have one gi
Hi guys I am new here, but have been reading your posts for quite a while. I understand aquas a little better. My que
Do you eat to live... or do you live to eat? In Africa they're starving over here the food hurts you - Talib
.... No more then 4 hours after a major surgery on the jaw your pulling tubes out of you, preparing to leave.
This post is quote I took from a thread in another forum I frequent. Thought you all might find this to be an enlighteni
how can you tell when an aquarius is really in love cuz you know when they in love they dont really speak on it. im a ta
So 11 months into this relationship...with many uphills in the beginning and then a slow transition into what we have no
A friend sent this. Dictators and the elements I got an idea tonight and ran all dictators of the 20th century I cou