Blame his star sign: why men do the weird things t

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This article is rather funny... I posted one in the Virgo site
cuz I got a lovely kick (sorry fellows, no articles about the
Aquarian woman)

'Start the day with a smile, and get it over with.' W C Fields (Born January 29)

If he isn't actually brilliant, an Aquarius male will be at least an innovative thinker who envisions a wonderful future and usually finds a way to make it real. His delightfully spontaneous side will prefer unplanned treks to out-of-the-way places; his practical, respectable side makes him secure and stable. He reads books, is concerned for the environment, and will simultaneously be your best friend and decidedly unconventional lover. Think you see a romantic breath of fresh air heading your way? That panting you hear crashing through the underbrush belongs to a cross between Doctors Strangelove and Frankenstein.

At best, he is an arbitrary, irritable eccentric who lives inside his own head, but is overall fairly harmless. At worst, he's a cold-blooded, cheerfully vile monster who will subject you to endless mental tortures, then watch you crumble with the emotional separation of a psychopath. He may have as caustic a tongue as W C Fields, who called his famous Leo co-star Mae West 'a plumber's idea of Cleopatra'. Or live for years, looking and acting as normal as anyone else, then go out for milk one day and disappear.

A male Water Bearer has delusions of grandeur that would shame a Leo. He fancies himself as the world's saviour, whether the world wants saving or not. And he will not hesitate if he must force his plans for change upon an unsuspecting group.

The Water Bearer is neither selfish nor domineering, but that's only because you will see less of this man than a Sagittarian travelling salesman. He won't physically leave home because his trips are all in his mind. But he will virtually live in the garage or basement tinkering with his latest invention, trying to contact alien life forces, or calling the FBI and offering his services as master spy.

He is fixed air, and like his cousins Leo, Taurus, and Scorpio, he doesn't play well with others. He is as obstinate, tenacious, and attention-seeking as those guys, but he's also ingenious at mind games. It was probably an Aquarius male who caused the legal system to devise the term mental cruelty.

He's twitchy. Most male Water Bearers have a nervous grimace that people mistake for a lopsided grin. His electrically-charged personality makes him the king of snap judgments, endless pronouncements, and long answers to questions you never asked. On especially wild days his mere appearance causes dogs to howl and cats to hiss.

He may be into substance abuse - not to delude himself as Pisces does, but to simply calm him enough to hold a job. And the amount he can take and still function would put any other sign in a coma. He's paranoid. He will keep the curtains closed, the TV tuned to the news channel, and the answering machine in action. He will expect you to report any unusual activities at the food store, or on your job, which he will immediately assimilate into his latest disaster fantasy. He will frequently hold conversations with the person standing three feet behind you, you know, the one only he can see.

Although he loves to roam around the house naked as a lover, he prefers a good book, unless you capture his attention by appealing to his perverse side. The more bizarre you look and act, the better he likes it. Pretending that silver buckle you're wearing is really a tiny nuclear weapon, which may or may not detonate the exact instant he does, will drive him into a sexual frenzy. Strap it around his waist, tell him he's the ultimate sex machine, and you will be set for a night of multiple pleasures.

He's inventive, original, and, when in balance with his Saturn nature, an unstoppable force. Whether yours is a weird-but-harmless genius or a sarcast
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Influenced by the Moon you are gentle and nurturing with a double capacity for kindness. You have a soul-deep response to beauty and an artistic talent that can earn a fortune - although you can create a lovely home on a shoestring. As a lover you are sweet, devoted and aware, with a talent for inventing and then fulfilling intriguing fantasies.

that would all be true if i had a job and an education

forgiveness? dont worry i forgot your birthday too...forgiveness
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OFA Jan 27
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Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Cypress Tree (Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain knowledge, needs to be needed.



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Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress-free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.
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Mine is crap. I'm the Poplar Tree which is summed up by the heading Uncertainty. Eeek! My last 2 significant boyfriends were both Weeping Willow Virgoes and, well actually, that's a very apt description for them indeed!

But the thing about the description for the aqua men is that the general description for aquarians is that they are unpredictable and are difficult to anticipate or assume their particular individual traits. So when it says that an aqua man likes to normally wander around naked in the house with his lover but would generally prefer a good book anyway, this is perhaps serving as an example of _one_ aquarian man's ideosyncrasies and not representative of ALL AQUARIAN MEN. Because if something is unpredicatble then you can't really sum it up like that; otherwise it would be predictable! So therefore it's quite alright that primegen is not at ease wandering around naked even tho his astro brother might feel strongly that all clothes at any time are restrictive and repressive to his human rights!

The next point I'd like to make is that recently I have come to the oppinion that men are perhaps more complicated than women? Obviously this opnion will be subjective as I am speaking as a woman and also from my experiences with men as a woman. Anyway in the last, say, 2 guys I have been "interacting" with, I have found their behavior curious and illogical to say the least.

The most recent man to cause me such bafflement happens to be a pisces (10th March 1976). I had split up with my virgo man a about 3 weeks previosuly and he had split up with his girlfriend a few months earlier. Up to this night, I had never looked at him as anything except the shy, gentlyguy whose room is next to mine. He had spoke to me before about how he finds it hard to pluck up confidence to speak to girls whom he is attracted to. I listened to him, gave him some advice, suggested a few things. Anyway this night he basically made a pass at me, all very unexpectedly. I kissed him back and he asked did I want a snuggle, I said yes, we went to my room, and then more happened. It happened 2 nights later, this time on my initiation. All fine and dandy. I liked the closeness the feelings etc. I wasn't seriously thinking that there was much potential in us together or anything. But yet again he took me aback, this time by totally ignoring me except for hello when either of us walked into the toom. A few nights later, he took a woman back to the house. It was the first time in the 9 months I have lived there that I have seen him with another woman. He didn't introduce us or anythign, still ignoring me. I became very angry and threw water over him, my shoes etc. I said how dare he think he could do this to me, that if he wanted to fcuk around that he should not do it on his housemate. There was quite a loud screaming match which culminated eventually in him telling me that he had only been with me because he was drunk, calling me a b1tch, then slapping me, throwing my down the stairs and out of the house. Much of the preceding information is superfluuous to the point I'm getting at which is: why would a logical man put himself in such a dodgy sitiuation for the sake of a meaningless sh@g with a his housemate who has only ever been pleasant to him and treated him with respect? This doesn't make sense top me at all. It's like he had no idea that I might possibly be annoyed when he brought another woman back to the house without saying anything to me at all. I know that I would at least expect some backlash if I had done this. It's as if he doesn't posses omse faculty for self preservation in doing this.

The other man who perplexed me is a sagittarius. Very nice, but mindful of his independence which was ok with me. However he would ask me what I was doing on the weekend for example and then when I said nothing, he would proceed to tell me all his plans which wouldn't involve me! Another one would be to say that he'd reall