Taken from the words of the fabulous Bridget Jones, the character I appear to be unwittingly modelling my life on at the moment.
"No. I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American insect. "
Ok the American stick insect is fine, she doesn't threaten me, leave her be.
And I won't be drinking vodka, no sirree. It'll most likely be beer and wine and whisky perhaps not in that order, perhaps all mixed together, I dunno, I haven't thought it through that far. And I wanna boogie and kiss lots of men but this might have to wait till the following weekend when I've pulled myself together a little more.
But to the Daniel Cleavers of this world I say "Go and fuck yourselves"
"No. I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American insect. "
Ok the American stick insect is fine, she doesn't threaten me, leave her be.
And I won't be drinking vodka, no sirree. It'll most likely be beer and wine and whisky perhaps not in that order, perhaps all mixed together, I dunno, I haven't thought it through that far. And I wanna boogie and kiss lots of men but this might have to wait till the following weekend when I've pulled myself together a little more.
But to the Daniel Cleavers of this world I say "Go and fuck yourselves"
And bring on the Mark Darcy's already!