Is Aquarius detached in bed?

Some of them are, but the "Shock Jock" is usually open to trying new things with people they love.

NO WE ARE NOT DETACHED IN BED!STUPID QUESTION INDEED

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Detached isn't the best word. They're "experimental" and don't like partners coming on too strong too quickly.

Just guess...

Like I do with most subjects, I read books...

Does one learn from books?...

Just guess...

Star

Star, are you saying you read sex books to learn how to be a better lover? You really didnt answer the question. I dont want to just guess. I think all of your readers would like to know the truth. Are you detached in bed? I'm just wondering if you follow the Aquarius traits of being detached, non romantic and unemotional with your mate? You dont seem like your the non-affectionate type but I'm curious if your a typical Aqua? I know, what a nosey question huh? lol

Yes, I have read books on the subject and no, I am not detached...
that wouldn't be fun, would it?!
Star

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You are too funny!
Star

One thing that makes a big difference, seriously...is pheromones.

If I do not like the way a guy smells...not talking underarm...but general smell...without cologne...I will never find out how he is in bed, because I will never go there!

I am picky to begin with...but, this is the ultimate test!

Do you know that they are trying to sell pheromones on the web? Isn't that weird?

Star

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa dang Star : ]

Heehehe! Yes, I can be too funny!Pheromones huh? Isnt that a scent that every person sweats out from their pores? Some sweet smelling and others eat like a lot of garlic or something and then they kinda sweat off some stinky funky pheromones? I didnt know that they sold that on the net but I'm not surprised. I once saw a half eaten frozen pork chop for sale on ebay that was supposedly chewed on by Benji.
So Star, if a guy smells good he has a much better chance of finding out first hand whether or not your detached in bed? What if he smells really good but he like has bad teeth or holds his fork like a caveman? Would he still have a chance? (Only if you were single of course, we all know your taken) Just a question...lol

After just bouncing around and reading other message boards, I checked out the Virgo board on "Astrology for Star Wars". In there, the writer claims that for the sign of Aqua- Darth Vader represents. Do you think Darth could be detached in bed? Would he at least take the mask and gloves off... or is that part of the whole experimental allure? Tall dark and myserious Darth could be masking his tendancies of being soft, passive and romantic right? You never know until you take a romp with ole Darth. Either he's a hard core bondage dude on the exterior with a heart of pure cream when he becomes intimate or he's exactly what he appears to be? I dunno. Your the Aqua...you tell me. lol

You are more than too funny...you are hilarious! You are funnier than me!

I think Darth hasn't had any for a very long time...
That is why he isn't very nice! He probably has bad pheromones, don't you think? Too much garlic and vinegar!
As far as the mask...what do you think? Leave it on? Or maybe a sort of funky unveiling? If he is Aqua, he should at least be funny! But, he exhibits a very poor sense of humor! Hmmm...

As far as the teeth..well, having teeth are important to me! I mean, seriously a guy tried to pick me up once...bragging about how much money he makes, etc...and he was missing a few teeth! I did talk to him and tried to be polite...but, why wouldn't he have that fixed? Fear of Dentists, I guess...

As far as holding a fork like a caveman...as long as he smelled good!
I like a guy with a good appetite!

Be Good!
Star

Keep me laughing! You are great at it!
Your Friend,
Star

Hey Star, I think that ole Darth's pheromones could get quite smelly under neath all that black leather or his costume that he likes to wear. When he sweats? I'm quite sure it isnt "sweet" smelling. Yes, I agree that he probably hasn't been a big hit with the ladies. I also agree, in other words- that he doesnt get much action. As far as the mask goes...maybe he leaves it on so that the ladies dont get a close look at his bad teeth. (Although the mask does kinda make it hard to get in a few good kisses.) Maybe his fear of Dentist's hit's him in his wallet? Maybe he has let his teeth go because of the fact that being an "UnderLord" doesn't pay him insurance benefits? Actually, I dont think Darth has a problem with feeling pain. I think he would probably enjoy having a few teeth extracted. Perhaps if ole Darth peels off the rough exterior he could actually be a nice guy? Maybe he's like the guy in "The Wizzard of Oz" that hides behind the curtain? Maybe he doesnt have bad teeth or hold his fork like a caveman. Maybe ole Darth is just misunderstood? What are your thought's? lol-

Also your friend... It was funny wasnt it? I loved that, I laughed my a** off!
Your friend, Heather

I don't have a lot of time right now...but, will join in the antics when I can!

You are funny!

Star

Star, I bought all 4 Star Wars movies and plan to buy the last 2 when they become available. I also checked out Darth Vader's injuries. After his unfortunate near-death experience, he became more machine than human. His wife was already pregnant with Luke and Leia, but he never knew that. As for sex, I have no clue if he was able to do that after his ordeal. His suit was his life support and the breath mask was the main part that kept him alive. His lungs were destroyed, and he needed extra help with breathing - it was the worst handicap and he spent over 20 years living like that. I don't think he would have been able to take baths or showers without tremendous difficulty.

Star, I don't think ANAKIN SKYWALKER was detached from Padme Naberrie. He loved her since he was 9 years old. How about this:

Padme: Ani!

Anakin: Angel! My sweet, darling, beautiful angel!

I was just guessing what they could have said on their honeymoon. Does that sound good to you?

See! I did not know all that...I could tell he had a breathing problem...don't get me wrong about that!!!...but, I never knew why...

Hmmm...

Interesting!

I do not think he is my soul mate...
Of that, I am sure!
Star

Heather!

Girl! Please, talk to me!

You are so cool...I love your style !

I bet you are a riot to party with!

Are you an oldest child? Or are there at least 5 years between you and an older sibling? You sound like an "oldest child" to me...that is why I wondered...

Take Care!
Your Friend,
Star

Hi Heather!

Just wanted to invite you over to the NEW SKEE-LO post...called, "SKEE-LO...I got it!"

Are you familiar with John Gray's writings? Just read what I wrote...

TTYL,
Star

Star, I was in the bookstore, and I checked some of the Star Wars books and I even checked out the websites. Maybe I shouldn't say this, but after Palpatine seduced Anakin to the Dark Side, Obi-Wan Kenobi was horrified at what became of his student and tried to save him. Unfortunately, they got into a lightsaber fight and Anakin fell into a volcano and clawed his way out. That would explain how the molten lava got into his lungs and God knows where else! Palpatine saved him with the machine parts and breath mask and he became Darth Vader.

Hey Star! I just got through laughing my a** off over the whole Darth Vader thing. I dont know who 209.244.139.101 or 209.244.142.151 is... but damn was it ever friggin' funny! lol- I gotta say, that was a riot! lol! I'm still dyin' over those postings! On a serious note, I'm the youngest (which explains my playful nature). I'm the youngest of three. My Brother, my Sis and then Me. We were all born within three years. I gave you my birth date 9/20/65. My Momma is well known in Austin. Yes, being the youngest I am a blast to party with my friend! Where are you located? Minnesota? Are you directly related to Darth? lol-! I have read the post's! You want nothing to do with his Sun sign! lol -Sorry I'm still laughing!

Your Friend,
Heather

Hey Hi!

Yes, I am in Minnesota...where my family is...

I feel they need me...and they do! They would fight all the time...well, maybe not any more! But, it is a result of my handiwork!

I am the youngest and yet in the middle...My Mom was married before and had three kids...me, being the youngest...
Then she remarried and had two more..placing me in the middle and yet, the birth order started over because of the years between me and my younger sister...

So, I have two first born "bossy" sisters! And the second born had her self esteem attached to her looks! So, my "job" was cut out for me!

We are so dysfunctional, it is funny! But, I try to help them work on it...and we have made progress...

I maybe shouldn't but I joke that my Grandmother is Jewish...because of the guilt she tries to instill...

My sense of humor is always near the surface and these other crazy people in my family need me to keep things light!
However, I am the only one who slipped once and used the f-word at the table...It fit the story...but, all conversation stopped for a heartbeat moment...then, it resumed...which meant I was forgiven! In my family, you have to know how to read the signs!!!

What does your Momma do that has made her famous?

Take Care!
Your Friend,
Star

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Hey Star, I'm done moving and I just love my new apartment. It is so cute!
My Mom helped me decorate and she has great taste. Anyway's, I'm also the youngest and I've found that the youngest (if you study birth order)is the peace maker and the creative one. I have my older brother who is a serious type (married for like EVER) and my sister who is also hung up on looks. She is rather beautiful but has a hard time relating to people. She owns her own company and works from home and has become introverted but very concerned about her body, hair, clothes, looks etc. I on the other hand am a happy go lucky person who loves to joke around. I generally enjoy my time alone to read up on Astrology and study the things that interest me. Mostly to do with gaining insight into the way people relate with one another. I laughed when I read your letter about cussing at the dinner table. My family never ate at the dinner table and we have been known to all be quite blunt when it comes to stating our opinion and if cussing is involved then so be it! My Mother has started up three .com bussiness's here in Austin and has made (while the internet bussiness was good) quite a good name for herself here. She represents and speaks to the community about Human Resources legalities of owning and operating a company. She has retired now and to all of our dis-pleasure has bought a new place in Florida and is moving away from the family on Feb. 18th.She wants to go live on the Golf course and play Bingo! Actually, she wants to do some community work as a volunteer there to feel needed and to do what her heart leads her to do. I have a great amount of respect for her. I will miss her so much. I have company now so I will chat with ya later. Have a great weekend my friend!

Heather

Hey Heather!

I tried not to get down what with the negativity I was feeling from the message boards! But, dang that old rooster! LOL...my strut was in serious jeopardy!!

I have read Kevin Leman's book on birth order...although...it depends...it, like many things, is not completely clear cut!

But, I have fun exploring and trying to figure things out...

Guess that is why I have studied astrology for years...it helped me understand my family better!! LOL! Although, I do not know their times of birth...maybe I should tell them that is what I want for my birthday!...for each to tell me their time of birth!!
LOL!

Glad you got your moving done! What a job that is! Bet you are glad to have it done...now for the unpacking?? My friend is still working on that and he moved months ago! But, it looks better each time I am there...

Thanks for keeping in touch!
Take Care!
Star

Hey Star,

My unpacking is done (thank God)! My new apt. is really pretty. I wish you could see it. I'm currently going outside of astrology and reading a book on numerology. It's called "Your Days Are Numbered" by Florence Campbell. My Momma gave me that book along with a few other's on different metaphysical topics. I can only surmise that my new job has given me reason to take adding up numbers as the most correct passage. I asked for my Moms birth time, I know my own but I think that Astrology combined with Numerology is a direct approach to understanding. So...if you decide to ask your family for Birth "time?" I think it's necessary. My new job is in number's and I think it's possible that there is a link in finding answers to questions by having a more descriptive analysis by number. After all, we all have a S.S #- which is what, I frequently call our "bitch" number. If that number follows us thru life and we are recognized by the Govt. by that number then I think there is more to the Astrology story... When I get off of work, I study. I love Astronomy (the planets) and their movements. Call me a freak! lol...I just want to say that in my opinion to accurately interpret someone's character through Astrology you must also use Numerology. My Mom also gave me books on the Tarot (Card translation.) For me, it's one step at a time and then a combined effort to achieve the final result. We all know that nothing is totally conclusive. I think it's a good start. Nice to hear from you my friend. Take care and please share your thought's?

Heather

Hi!
Most often I have heard numerology in relation to the birth date (day number)and the person's name converted to numerical form. Linda Goodman used the Chaldean-Hebrew Kabala numerical alphabet...but, there are also, the Esoteric, African, Chinese, Tibetan, and the Pythagorian method...I have a book that uses the Pythagorian method, as well as Linda Goodman's "Star Signs" which uses the Chaldean...

The cool thing about Linda's is that it will tell you if it is a number of karmic reward, or difficulty...
A person cannot always change a number, but there are ways to change a name...to translate into a "better" number!

I also have a deck of Tarot cards and a few books...3, I think, on interpretation and different spreads...

Yes! I, too, love to learn and feel I have "so much to learn and too little time!"

One of my favorite books, is "Gong Hee Fot Choy" a fortune telling book written by Margarete Ward...I absolutely love her! It is still available in print though originally printed in the late 1940's...

Oh, yeah, one other thing (my idol) Linda did was designated which numbers (numerologically speaking) were associated with the various sun signs.
Funny, but, I have a lot of 10's that reduce to a 1 which is Leo.
Linda was definitely ahead of her time! I think, I, for one, will forever mourn the loss of her on Earth...I have no doubt she is somewhere in the Universe!

Well, I gotta get going!
Later.
Your Friend,
Star

Hi Star,

Of course Linda is in the universe. As far as Karma and it's rewards are concerned? I believe that no person can change their number. A person cannot just decide to change their name. Whether it be a S.S card or a person born to a crack addict who left them in a dumpster... What about a heroin addict in Europe, who got pregnant just "because" she allowed that experience to happen? Nobody has been left un-accounted for. God has every soul ever made-in mind. I feel very strongly about this. Do you think he files us by number? That is what I am studying now. I find it very fascinating. Could it all be the missing link? Possibly

Heather

Hi Heather!

I think that we are born with Karma...and to overcome whatever that Karma is, we must pass life lessons (tests)...if we fail, the lessons continue (we repeat the same mistakes, because we did not learn!)..if we pass, we advance to the next lesson...

In the beginning, perhaps the Karma was positive, but, it was abused...the person was selfish, had much, but, shared not! That soul must get itself out of its Karmic debt...

We have free choice and the ability to learn...I do not believe that destiny cannot be changed...it takes the will to learn and grow, however!

About changing names...I meant changing it by using or not using a middle name all the time or an initial...
It is a small thing...but, can make a difference!

You have given me some things to think about...
I will ponder...

P.S. When you said you had given me your birthdate...and then you gave it again...you spoke to me first on the Pisces board? About a girlfriend?
Not that it matters to me...

I consider you a friend!
Star

Hi Star! I agree with everything you wrote about our Karma and how it can work to our advantage or disadvantage depending upon our behavior and actions. I wish that more people could see that when they are mean and nasty it's only a reflection of their own ignorance within their spirituality and can ultimately guide them on an unpleasant journey. I try to make the right choices and behave in a kind manner out of my respect for the Universe, God and myself. Kinda corny huh? lol. My life has really turned around after being laid off from my job and my g/f dumping me for her ex (an Aqua) last June. I was really feeling down in the dumps and sorry for myself which wasn't helping my situation at all. I never lost my faith in God but I did lose (temporarily) my faith in myself. It's understandable when I think back about how bad my heart was broken and my security was at stake as well. I still miss her and my ego took a big hit that she wanted to be with someone other than me. Since then, (after I picked up myself up to move forward) my life has made a remarkable recovery. Thanks to my karma! I love my new job (I'm the accountant for two locations at my company) and I love my new apartment. I live in Austin and I'm like less than two miles from my work so that is also a nice plus! So yes...you are very sharp indeed. I am the person who wrote "Pisces and Cheating in Relationships." I'm not a butch typical stereotype lesbian but nonetheless, I am a lesbian. I wrote that posting as if I were a man because I wanted to hear honest advice without the gay factor involved. I apologize for not being honest but in my heart I could justify my right for that privacy. I am definitely a female. I think you are a lady who wont have any sort of stigma over the gay thing so I feel safe to be honest with you. You enjoy learning and helping others and so do I. I'm extremely grateful for this life and I feel very blessed. Sometimes I have questioned myself but never my faith in spirituality, karma, God or the fact that I am loved. I'm quite fortunate. I try to be kind and considerate while keeping myself in control of my karma and searching for my own destiny. I haven't met anyone special yet but then again, I'm not looking right now. I want to focus on my job, possibly go back to school and gain the best future I can, for me. I leave the meeting a mate thing in God's hands! They say, when you least expect it....that's also my philosophy on that topic. I'm very happy for you Star. You seem to have all of your priorities in perfect order. You have love and a job that makes you feel needed. You also have a lot of faithful readers who really look forward to your comments! I can say that I admire you. I also consider you a friend. Take care- (you are blessed my friend)!

Heather

Dear Heather,

Yes, I do feel blessed...but, I did not always feel so...

I do disagree about the 'public' who likes to read my posts! I feel negativity quite often from the posts!

Because I am introspective, I can see why Skee-Lo/he/she/it accused me of being a 'know-it-all'...I suppose I do come across that way at times...
And, yes, I am proud of myself...but, that was a lesson I learned! In order to be the best you can be, you need to be proud of yourself!

You are quite right that I am nonjudgemental...you may want to read posts betwwen myself a gay male on the Cancer board, listed under "QUESTION"...

My quest for learning will never end...as, it shouldn't...

Did you grow up in a city? Just curious.

Your Friend,
Star

Hey Star,

Yeah, I grew up in the city. I was born in Pennslyvania grew up in New York, spent ten years in Phx Az then 9 years in Dallas, 5 Years in Chicago and finally here to Austin for the past 2 years. I guess you could say that I get around! I cant stay on long tonight were going through close in finance at work so I have been working long hours. I'm rather tired and think I'm gonna go sack out. Chat with ya later. Have a great TGIF and a wonderful weekend!

Heather

Hey Heather!

I needed that 'stupid epipahany'! I need to learn to laugh at myself more! There are more hate messages to me on the Cancer board...see, I told you that not all people think I am great! But, hey...I can't please everyone...

Glad to hear that you love your apartment and that your job is going well...

Gotta run! Talk to you later!
Star

Hey Girl!

So, are you the one who asked me once if I would be interested in 'doing this for a living'? Astrology stuff..

Maybe it wasn't you...

I did have an idea that I thought could maybe work for a men's magazine...but, who knows!

I plan on writing some Chidren's books with my daughter...we are not interested in the profit and so forth...just a need that we want fulfilled! We plan on doing our own illustration..
It will be fun!
That is the point...as well as, creative expression!

Star

Hi Star,

I'm not sure you will come back to this board or not but I think that's two great ideas. Writing Childrens books and illustrating for them can be great fun. I love art and drawing. Maybe I could be of some help if you write it? I do think you should consider making a career in Astrology. Your very good at reading the signs, cards, etc. You would be a perfect person to write books or teach, I think you know that in your heart. Go for it!

Your Friend,
Heather