Pisces Lied To Me! Told Me She Was Aries (Gasp)

To all the Aries females out there..im so sorry for accusing you all of promiscuous. This Pisces female told me she was Aries after we broke up. I pressed her buttons and she ended up bursting in tears and telling me that she cheated on me and im shxt in bed. Sighzz..good thing i have 4 backups. She was supposed to be my main chick but she was a snake and i could tell there was something very fishy about her (no vajayjay) My mother and her twin sister are both Pisces and im not fond of them either. My supposed best friend who was Pisces lied to me about being able to pick me up from jail and flaked....maybe its just my Aquarian ways but something is not right here.

Posted by everevolvingepithet
No vajayjay ?
Hate to break it to you, but that's a dude if that's the case !

lmfao oh wow. I meant to say that something seemed fishy about her and not her cuca/coochy/chocha/kitty/etc,,

Posted by everevolvingepithet
I think he enjoys the stories more than I.
But tries to keep it unspoken instead of admitting it. *shrugs*

lolz that shxt is so true my guy. You should try confronting him, i tried and it didnt end well.

smfh im not gonna be a hypocrite and say i dont lie as well but thats just completely crazy. I wonder if there's something pyschologically wrong with him lol idk..i noe im loopy but some people are definitely in denial

Posted by dancer23
If she has a twin, and you knew her twin was a Pisces, how did you not know SHE was a Pisces?? Just curious. And why lie about her sign? Thats just dumb.

lozl I was randomly talking about my mother's twin sister, not the pisces. I was unsimply stating that i dislike most Pisces i come in contact with. And i think she lied about her sign because she didnt trust me and i didnt trust her. Besides, i had a feeling she was a little on the slorish side idk

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To all the Aries females out there..im so sorry for accusing you all of promiscuous. This Pisces female told me she was Aries after we broke up. I pressed her buttons and she ended up bursting in tears and telling me that she cheated on me and im shxt in bed. Sighzz..good thing i have 4 backups. She was supposed to be my main chick but she was a snake and i could tell there was something very fishy about her (no vajayjay) My mother and her twin sister are both Pisces and im not fond of them either. My supposed best friend who was Pisces lied to me about being able to pick me up from jail and flaked....maybe its just my Aquarian ways but something is not right here.

lol u sound so sweet and funny!!! 🙂


well find urself a gem/lib/tau/can girl then xxx

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thx aquagirl


gemini's are cool but some of them are too fake for me. Im talking to a libra right now and taurus girls are turned off by my unpredictable demeanor lol

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Posted by dancer23
If she has a twin, and you knew her twin was a Pisces, how did you not know SHE was a Pisces?? Just curious. And why lie about her sign? Thats just dumb.

lozl I was randomly talking about my mother's twin sister, not the pisces. I was unsimply stating that i dislike most Pisces i come in contact with. And i think she lied about her sign because she didnt trust me and i didnt trust her. Besides, i had a feeling she was a little on the slorish side idk

Ok, that makes sense. LOL..well Im a Pisces and Im a good girl. Haha..sorry that happened to you. She sounds like a nutcase. But seems like you had some other options in the wind anyway. :-)

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lolz okay, yhu must be a diamond in the rough huh? But the thing is most of the pisces i knew in my life, started off cool and socially exquisite but laidback at the same time.. but then they backstab when things get ugly and life isnt going the way they planned it (No offense)

But i tend to always choose the wrong women so thats why i juggle. If you girls wasnt such liars...then maybe guys wouldn't be such slimeballs.

lolz Scorpios can relate to it tho. Such vengeful creatures.
And im the type of guy to cut a girl off if im not liking what im hearing or seeing from her. So sometimes i be thinking if the girls im with can sense that, so they just suck up to me and kiss my ass but i dont like that shxt. I want someone who's real but who knows, it might be my imagination running wild.

And I feel you about the assumptions i make, but everyone in the world lies. So its hard for me to trust ppl in general nowadays. I have bad luck with women because i mostly choose the wrong ones, for ex. bad girls. And the good girls are always nice to talk to but thats about it.

i think a pisces like you should find a pisces like you. Like Sam & Ronnie frm Jersey Shore lmfao i dont know why im referencing that show smh

That show isnt that good to take time out of your life to see it. I kinda wish i never watched it lolz

Virgos are cool too. But it's whatever floats your boat hun. And i kno Aquas aren't for you...too unemotional

Posted by PeriThePiscesKing
Aqua women are the true sluts...Trust me.

You just got played and are bitter about it. Typical Aqua freak frustrated after being captivated and dissed by the Siren enchantment.

You will never see what's in store in our Pandora's Box.

Aqua sluts take gold for promiscuity.

i'll with you on that to a certain extent. I'd rather marry a aqua female when i'm around ronald reagan's age but when they're young....smh not a good thing

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LOL. I need to tune in to Jersey Shore, I have no clue what you mean..but apparently everyone is watching that show but me. Well I have never dated a Pisces man, and after what I have read on this board about them, Im afraid! I realized not too long ago that I have only ever dated Aquas and Virgos. Aquas are no good for me. But Im not looking at the moment. Im on my hustle at the moment and dont like to date, in the conventional sense. Im good. For now. :-)

Tsk, tsk...Bad Siren.

You should know better about us males.

LOL. I knew you were going to say somethin Peri! I DONT know better, which is my point. Thus Im scared. I got love for you tho. :-) But I must say I am surprised to see you make such a broad generalization about Aqua females. You dont actually believe EVERY Aqua female on the planet is a slut do you? Thats just silly. Clearly you have been burned. 😢

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i've been burned (no peeing out blood) and it was more than one. This is why i dont have one girlfriend lol because most of these girls i be choosing never want one boyfriend but they wont admit it

Posted by dancer23
LOL..I think you are about to get a lashing from Krysrenee.

lo siento if it makes it any better...i think 25% of the aqua females are smuts...But they are nice girls

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Posted by PeriThePiscesKing
Aqua women are the true sluts...Trust me.

You just got played and are bitter about it. Typical Aqua freak frustrated after being captivated and dissed by the Siren enchantment.

You will never see what's in store in our Pandora's Box.

Aqua sluts take gold for promiscuity.

i'll with you on that to a certain extent. I'd rather marry a aqua female when i'm around ronald reagan's age but when they're young....smh not a good thing

True.

I admire your honesty.

You're one cool Aqua.

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thanks Peri. I kno you got a hated reputation on this site but fuxk it lolz it dnt matter.

Posted by dancer23
Funny, all the girls I know want just one good boyfriend. What type of birds are you hangin out with?! Oh yea, you like bad girls. I see a pattern here...lol jk

nah you right but i actually kno girls who i can tell are the faithful type. But it just happens that im not all the way attracted to the ones i meet.

and for your info Mz. Dancer i've been messing with Undercover Birds.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That fb shxt is funny. 'Why you unfriended me for??' LMFAO you cold

Excuse my enthusiasm though, my cousin gave me sum good azz wine

..to me, its easier to think of some of them as females with slorish tendencies...its way easier to understand why they do the thngs they do.

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and for your info Mz. Dancer i've been messing with Undercover Birds.

My pleasure. I suspect u knew that tho. hehe 😉

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ur funny..

WTF!!!

i saw one of those devouring my shoelaces one daii

Oh wow, that's a little cruel dontcha think

Indeed I'm a Taurus Moon.. and perhaps 90% of that is spot-on about me.. the only glaring error (for me) is "Material comforts and the advantages of wealth are important to them, and they can become overly concerned with social status." I like security and comfort, yes.. I need to know the bills are paid and not late, or I freak out, so I'm careful with my finances.. but wealth and social status mean little to me in a "Material Girl" sense. (Perhaps that's because I'm a Pisces Sun/Mercury?) And also (and they did say SOME), I do forgive and rarely forget, but do NOT hold grudges. Everything is a learning experience, and tyvm.. now buh-bye. (It's not a grudge.. it's a "swim away" a total disconnect, you are amputated, like letting the string go on a balloon. I don't carry a pin, hoping for the chance to "pop" you someday for what you did.) Again, maybe it's the Pisces influence, maybe my Aries Venus (though I doubt that.. it just makes me more fiery and bold, brash and impulsive than I'd otherwise be with my slow and careful Tau Moon/Mars.)

I keep re-reading the rest, and SHEESH, it's dead on. o.o

lol "good thing i have 4 backups". spoken like a true aqua. she proly dint mean to lie. most pisces i know r like real ding bats so she prolly really thought she was an aries lol. pisces live up to their sign, "fish". they're aaaalways acting fishy. playin victim. "woe is me" 😛