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Aquarius (January 21-February 19)

Charming, exciting, completely unpredictable and among the most
original, inventive and complex people in the zodiac, Aquarians f**k
like rabbits. The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an elementary
school coloring book for Aquarius kids.

Though they are intuitive dreamers, they also have a sharp analytical
perception. Thus, they can dream of a new sexual position and
immediately know if it is a physical possibility. Advances in
civilization, science, and new inventions are a special interest to
this sign. Most sex aids were invented by Aquarians.

Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the "pity f**k."
Someone having a rough time? Well, f**k 'em! Literally! It'll cheer him
up, at least. Of course, when an Aquarius screws you, you may walk
bowlegged for months. It depends on how many positions, "toys" and
hours the session lasts.

On the dark side, an Aquarius is a free spirit who doesn't give a s**t
for other people's opinions. At times they are careless, slovenly and
absent-minded. Even odoriferous. People of this sign are the most
likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass them on.

branh,
i was bored i though it was funny 😛

Aquarians f**k
like rabbits.

-i believe it

branh,
im not that kind of girl! 😛

'...The Kama Sutra was probably first used as an elementary school coloring book for Aquarius kids....'

hahahahahahahaaa.... thatz histerical but TRUE 😛


'...People of this sign are the most likely to have fleas, lice, herpes and VD. And pass them on...'

I totally disagree with that part......

'...but i have sworn i wont even so much as hook up with someone unless i know they will stick around...'

OFA experience and heartaches teach us aquas alot...u remind me of that song by this Aqua Ron THomas:

i dont wanna be lonely no more, i dont wanna have to pay for this
i dont want another lover at my door, itz just another heartache on my list.....
so if u tell me that u love me know for sure i dont wanna be lonely any more 😛

rob thomas*

'...Rob Thomas is sexy...'

ooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuu yaaaaaaaaaaa

those lyrics nailed it, eliza0012 -- most times 😉

'...those lyrics nailed it, eliza0012 -- most times...'

LOL 😛