Sun Signs - The Downside

You have the annoying habit of acting like an authority on subjects about which you know little or nothing. This is because your brain is like an encyclopedia with chunks of pages missing. You confuse snatches of a conversation held a year ago with the Adventure Channel's special on the pyramids you saw last week. Then insist you had a conversation with the curator of an Egyptian museum on the relics found in King Tut's tomb. The sad part is that you believe your fantasy. The truth is you are not only a phony but also a fruitcake.

Aliens kidnap Aquarians more often than any other sign. In fact, you probably are an alien who uses the kidnapped story as a cover for your strange behavior patterns. Your brain works faster than you can speak , so your conversation is riddled with mispronounced five-syllable words that makes you sound like Robert Rabbit talking about his uncle's "probate" gland.

You have a great sympathy for the trials and tribulations of humanity. Of course you rarely do anything other than expound on how much you care as you are too busy bugging your neighbor's house because you are convinced she is hiding five of the ten Most Wanted list in her basement. In fact, America's Most Wanted is your favorite TV show and you know every operator by name.

Aquarius is the sign of the humanitarian, inventor, mad scientist, and anarchist. Water Bearers also make good hippies, cross-dressers, and dyslexic English professors. You all own original cast recordings of Hair and keep your valuables locked in the safe disguised as an Early American end table in your den.

Your never-ending quirkiness and incessant questioning are the reasons why you have no close friends and your family members all live in other states. This is fine with you because it gives you the opportunity to scope out the action on the Greyhound to Phoenix. Besides, you love a captive audience and the trip gives you an opportunity to entertain your newly found friend with your ability to play Yankee Doodle with your armpits.

You have a kindship with the bizarre and collect items like petrified bat guano and that black stuff you find under the porch in humid weather. You are curious about strange religious movements or offbeat psychic practices such as Navel Lint Reading.

You are so unconcerned with what other people think of you that you rarely bother to bathe or dress on weekends. If an unexpected visitor arrives at your front door and is offended by your body odor

and cluttered house, you figure it serves them right for not calling ahead so you could tell them to stay home.

In love, you are very selective. As soon as your realize your newest prospect is a poster child for the criminally insane, you are hooked. However, since you have no idea of how to sustain romance, as soon as the lust wanes, or the handcuffs breaks, you are merrily on your way in search of newer and weirder conquests. When it comes to marriage, the most your spouse can hope for is a divorce.

You are the most annoying sign of the zodiac. You force friends and family alike to all-night speculations about the pros and cons of stamps you like versus the peel-and-stock kind. However, you don't really understand how anything works and your scientific knowledge comes from watching programs like Bill Nye the Science Guy. You think fellow Aquarian Jerry Springer's show is a good example of a fun look at real life. The fact that he's picked people so unaware that they don't realize they are being ridiculed makes you laugh all the harder.

You are actually the world's most original thinker. You are sensible, friendly and idealistic. Your fierce need for independence, however, can be a double-edge sword/ Learn to overcome the urge to lay down the law and spout ultimatums before getting the facts straight, and you'll have the rest of the zodiac eating out of your hand. In the meantime, as a verbal gunslinger, you're the fastest draw in the Universe.

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Lol, some of it is true

Posted by WaterCup
Lol, some of it is true

definitely in love we are selective. some of it varies. Lol some aquas don't care.

Lisa, read the one i just bumped by VB, its so true lol

U know this stuff, the more I read it, the more it makes sense. I just realized how much I hate unannounced visitors and how i sometimes dont enjoy having people at my place. If a person calls and tells me they want to come over, i always lie and say im not around. If they do come without telling me, im always annoyed at 1st when i see them at my doorstep lol, but i do gradually warm up as more time passes and me getting used to the idea of having them there.

Posted by WaterCup
U know this stuff, the more I read it, the more it makes sense. I just realized how much I hate unannounced visitors and how i sometimes dont enjoy having people at my place. If a person calls and tells me they want to come over, i always lie and say im not around. If they do come without telling me, im always annoyed at 1st when i see them at my doorstep lol, but i do gradually warm up as more time passes and me getting used to the idea of having them there.

humpf...people LOVE questioning me, and i clamp up sometimes. infact most of the times. i'll give info readily but then i'll just clam up. i hate to be analyzed. it pisses me off. i hate questioning other people too. once they start questioning me in real life cause they are sooooo freaking interested in me. Lord knows the frack WHY? i'm dull and just 'there' and then they're all over me. Ugh. so annoying in real life.

as for visitors, i hate that. i hate it when people come over unannounced. it's so rude. My virgo father in law is the same way. He's got Venus/mars/merc scorpio. My mother in law is not so anal about it. Although my husband's grandmother? hooooo boy...suspicious! why you came over without calling or telling her in advanced? that's rude!

And I love laughing at people lol. Its bad i know, but some people have hilarious life issues. I remember when my bff caught her boyfriend in bed with another woman and she was telling me the whole story in tears... some parts of it made me laugh. Like how she said she felt disgusted with him because she saw the girl's kfc work uniform folded on a chair in his room and mentioned how much she now hates kfc lol. That was funny to me. Oh well

and i dont care about their lives either, weirdly and they're all over me. what is it? do i have the venus phermones? fraking curse is what it is! ugh. LOL
ah well 🙂 i do have a sense of humour after all at times. sigh. sooooo mooody. g'nite people. *wipes tears away*

lol lastly if they want drama and trauma and crap, go read or watch drama tv shows. "Days of Our Lives."

although....lastly, this girl at work once told me about her neighbors and the couple who kept fighting. We were all mesmerized at the drama of it all. she went into detail about everything.

Lol @ lisa. You dont like questioning people, lis? Thats one of my favourite things to do. Question, question and more questioning until I'm satisfied, get bored and find someone else to question. I hate being questioned thou. Hypocrite much? Lol

Posted by WaterCup
Lol @ lisa. You dont like questioning people, lis? Thats one of my favourite things to do. Question, question and more questioning until I'm satisfied, get bored and find someone else to question. I hate being questioned thou. Hypocrite much? Lol

it is hypocritical. Sorry, it is.

i dont question people at all, but they're the very first to do it to me. with a thousand questions. ect.
and i'm like, geez. are you writing a book? mind your own! Get twitter! day 1: breakfast croissant, eggs, coffee. Read internet news, or papers, brushed teeth, brush hair...ect.

I love other people's drama, i'll admit, but i hate drama in general. And i dont like drama in my life, i take it only in very tiny doses.

lol

Feb16, the part about being annoying made me laugh too lol. Whatever! Haha