Omg did not mean to post this twice. Im using my android phone and it froze as my post was uploading so it must have went through twice. I don't know how to delete topics so just ignore this one. Sorry!!!!
Well good news, im not pregant. Anyway I told him I didnt wanna fight and he agreed and apologized for the way he's been. I then told him that I didn't want to lose him and I hope that what we had was not down the drain and that I miss him like crazy, wanted us to work and I hope he feels the same. He txt back that it's not down the drain and that he does feel the same and that I won't lose him. But it feels different! Before he was sweet and now he seems distant. No more cutesie things no more hearts. His answers were alway vague and short, but still sweet. :/ And now everytime I say something sweet, he stops txting. Like the other night I said I hope one day he finds me special enough to write a song about (he writes, sings, etc) he stopped txting. The nxt morning he txt me "Hey baby" we txt until I asked when could I see him, I would love to take you on a romantic date Sunday..lunch, movie, sunset on the beach. Conversation stopped..nothing. And I told him a few txt prior I wanted to be his ink'd and pierced princess but only if he truly wanted me to be and he said "i do". But yeah after the whole date idea, nothing. Until this morning he txt me "Goodmorning baby" I didnt txt back for a few hrs cos I woke up late. But as the pattern goes, we txt for a bit..i said I miss you..nothing. Its been 3hra. Wtf??? Im thinking of txting him tomorrow saying if he is trying to spare my feelings don't. But why the eff does he ignore,me after a sweet comment but then turns around and "goodmorning baby" the nxt day.. July 26, 1989 is his bday
So I sent him the message, calling him out, etc. I txt him "You could have been honest and said you didn't want to talk to me, I sent you a fb msg, you wonr here from me again" No reply to anything. A week past. The other day I realized I wasn't ready to let go. I sent him a really long fb msg, in a calm, rational manner, telling him my feelings and that I missed him. Then I txt him letting him know I fb him..No reply. So later I txt him a really nasty txt saying "Judging by your lack of reply, I guess you really are a lying, piece of s*it" He txt back "My lack of response because you send me treetrunking paragraphs of messages.i dont wanna type all of that out." And I told him being a d!ck didn't help and he said "Im sorry for not responding.ive gone through hell these last 4 days." And when I said why didn't he telk me and he said "idk I guess I shut ppl out" We kinda argued for a while and I said "If you thought I was too fat then you could have been honest, we could have still been friends. " im not obese, but a little curvy.. Anyway he txt back "omg its not even about that" I told him how I felt like he wanted a size 2 model and didnt like my body and he said "Well dont.i really do like bigger girls.the other night was amazing but now im scared because you may be pregnant." Ugh yes we did have sex! :/
I really hope someone can help shed light on my situation. My heart is breaking and I don't know if I should move on or ride the waves of this storm until it passes. I met a Leo guy June 1st on a dating site. I asked him what brought him to the site and he said he was looking for a long term relationship. He's 21. I'm a Cancer w a leo moon so I attract leos like flies. Anyway, most leo guys I have met are flashy, and try to impress you. He wasn't, very toned down, only said a few words in his messages. I felt that he might have some earth in his chart and I was right. He has a Taurus moon and Virgo venus. Idk his rising, he doesn't know his birth time. We started txting a few days later and I could barely get a full sentence out of him, but he did say a lot of "cutesie" things. I did most of the big talking, he mainly responded..however everything he said was well.."sweet" he txt
Hey, i appreciate any insight on this matchup. I met this pisces guy a week ago and so far so good. Hes my first pisces interest, i usually attract leos. The past year has been very heartbreaking for me, so I don't want to end up hurt. So far he seems different from the usual aholes, like he hasnt come on strong, or isnt ovetly flirty like the other douche bags that charmed and ditched me. We have tons in common, and he is very easy to talk to. We did make out Friday, but no sex or foreplay. We are supposed to hang out Monday but idk, i am scared he is going to flake, stand me up or change his mind. I asked him when we hung out Friday if he was sure he wanted to hang out Monday and he said he wouldnt have asked if he didnt mean it. The only reason i am freaking out is because of my bad luck streak. Had a Sag that charmed the heck out of me and broke my heart (before i met pisces). I have read a lot of mixed reviews about Pisces men so i am a little hesitant about the matchup. I know we literally just met but i would rather find out too early than too late.
I am Cancer July 15, 1988 Cappy rising
He is Pisces March 4, 1989 Sadly he doesn't know his time of birth
I saw his moon was Aqua, my Cancer bff has an Aqua moon and my ex Taurus who had an Aqua moon was really clingy. So idk. What do you guys think? Should i swim with the fish and see where we end up? Or do we not seem compatible despite the Cancer & Pisces matchup. I have no experience with fishes!
Negative aspect: The two persons are drawn towards each other, but the union is unstable, because there will inevitably be division, probably through misunderstanding on the sexual level, which may frustrate the partner.
I did one of those compatibility charts for this new guy I started talking to. When my ex boyfriend and I were dating, I got the same reading and the sex was really bad. I'm a Cancer w/ Leo moon and Gemini Venus. My ex boyfriend was a Taurus w/ Aquarius moon and Aries Venus.
This new guy is a Gemini w/ Taurus moon and Aries Venus.
Am I just not sexually compatible with Aries or Taurus? I haven't had sex with the new guy, but based on the chart and the fact that they both have strong Taurus influence and both have Venus in Aries.
THE FIRST DATE He??ll push you kicking and screaming in your wheelchair to a beer festival. There he??ll devour all the bratwurst and sauerkraut within gobbling range, whilst you drink the lager tent dry in a dismal attempt to forget.
WHEN TO DO THE DEED Join the resistance and don??t.
WHEN TO POP THE QUESTION When you are fed up with all the vicarious thrills and tumultuous times provided by less dependable, but ultimately more desirable b*stards. And only after you??ve quit your drug problem and practiced your goosestep so that you can walk down the isle in a straight line.
IF HE DROPS YOU He won??t. Tenacity is his only virtue. Drop him instead.
IF YOU DROP HIM He??ll probably wait for you to realize your disastrous mistake. When you don??t, he??ll patiently wait until you do.
IF YOU DROP HIM He??ll be ominously, quietly hurt. And just when you think you??re rid of him, he??ll appear from behind, accompanied by dodgy camera angles and predictable cello solo. Don??t think he??s hiding a bunch of flowers behind his back ??? flowers cost money. No, the thing in his hand, behind his back is that ********* icepick again!
Lie back in your chair. Take a deep breath and count to ten, you are now feeling calmer ??? so imagine you??re still in love with Pisces ??_ Now bloody well wake up!
HOW TO SPOT ONE Your typical Pisces b*stard often has light blue or green eyes. This is God's small way of helping you to spot pupil dilation more easily when he's telling you a bold-faced lie. He'll also have small hands and feet - you will later note these are in direct proportion to his spine, brain, and everything else that matters. WHERE TO FIND ONE On a cross feeling sorry for himself. In a Buddhist monastery attempting to stay celibate. Undergoing cosmetic surgery at regular intervals to have his nose reduced. HOW TO INTRIGUE ONE Take drugs, screw around, and behave badly in public. Then blame it all on your sad, truly pathetic upbringing. This will make him feel better about his own shortcomings while at the same time make him want to save you in the vain hope you will look up to him for the rest of your life. THE FIRST DATE If you must go anywhere decent, organize it yourself. Otherwise you'll end up walking for miles looking for this really excellent Chinese restaurant he's been to and knows is somewhere. Round the corner. WHEN TO DO THE DEED When he's drunk. When his girlfriend isn't looking. When he feels like it. Don't be surprised when you get charged with date rape in the morning if he regrets what he's done (i.e., if his girlfriend finds out). WHEN TO POP THE QUESTION Don't. While your average Pisces b*stard quite likes the idea of love ever after, he isn't equipped to deal with harsh realities like showing up at the chapel on time, swearing on the Bible, and saying "I do" when he patently never does. IF HE DUMPS YOU He won't as this would mean he'd have to be responsible for his own actions. Instead he'll engineer it so you have to do it for him - that is, he'll act so unavailable you'll be convinced you aren't going out with him anymore so therefore it's okay if you sleep with someone else. This affords him the right to be duly devastated and hump all his old flames in an attempt to get on with his life. IF YOU DUMP HIM You'll play right into his martyr complex. In a cloud of self-denial, he'll start spending quality time with you by following you around in an unmarked car; he'll actually initiate phone calls for the first time ever (but hang up when you answer); and he'll take daring risks for once in his life by appearing at your apartment balcony without
It goes without saying, Pisces only lies when he opens his mouth. This is why he isn??t normally talkative. He figures if he doesn??t talk, he can??t lie ??? thus saving you and him a lot of unnecessary grief. His impressive evasive techniques aren??t limited to verbal exchanges however. He also figures if he avoids you on a physical level, you won??t see him for the truly gutless wonder he is. Unfortunately this means he??ll never be there for you when you actually do have need for him. Don??t be upset when he misses the birth of your first child. He??ll either have been waylaid because he forgot to put petrol in the car (and petrol is a real and tangible thing whereby he is not), or he??s deliberately avoiding it, because you might leave him holding the baby. He??s a loser. So why don??t you kill him? Well, there??s the mandatory life sentence to consider. And there??s the community outrage to take into account ??? after all, everybody loves a Pisces b*stard. He??s so bloody nice and kind, he makes Mother Theresa want to throw up. Naturally, you end up looking like Lucrezia Borgia on a bad day, whilst he??s busy perfecting his saint in situ look.
Truth be known though, Pisces spends a lot of time thinking about how caring and sharing he is, he rarely has time to act upon it. That??s why he is so sweet and tolerant. He never criticises your own foibles, because if he does, you can do likewise back to him (which you??ll do anyway, just so you can perpetuate the myth about how he??s the Second Coming and you??re a complete cow). Let??s be honest here, his passive-aggressive ways could test the patience of Gandhi. The innate ability of Pisces to sit and do and say nothing for years at a time means all decisions are made for him. By you. Which he loves, especially as most of them are to his detriment (i.e. you leave him) and he??s such a consummate martyr. How else can he feel legitimately sorry for himself and get everyone else to do likewise? ???Everyone else?? is all his ex-wives and ex-girlfriends, whom he hasn??t quite let go, because he hates to get rid of the past. Take the ???pack?? out of ???packrat?? and its Pisces. He??ll keep some of the Polaroids, most of the love letters and all of the bits of fluff. Real astrologers misconstrue this as his intensely romantic nature. Unless we??re missing something here, we??re obliged to say, it??s all inside his head. Don??t expect to be deluged with expensive flowers, per
To put it mildly, Pisces is a pathological liar: If you don??t believe us, try this little quiz: 1. The Pisces b*stard you love refuses to look you straight in the eye when he answers a slightly tricky question. True / False? 2. He tries to avoid answering tricky questions whenever humanly possible. True / False? 3. He says he loves you madly and has done at least one thing to prove it. True / False?
If you answered True to any of the above, you are not dating a Pisces b*stard. Either that, or you are a Pisces ******* , and you??re doing this quiz just to prove us right. Because he??s at the @rse-end of the zodiac, Pisces is often referred to as the astrological ???rubbish tip??. What this means is he has a little bit of all the other star sign b*stards in him, which makes him a b*stard 12 times over. This in turn means he??s obliged to tell massive fibs so you won??t find out the awful truth. When we first meet someone we like, its only natural to pretend to be something we are not. Otherwise none of us would get a date. However, it??s to what extent the truth is stretched, that separates the rest of the world from Pisces. For instance, you might be a bus conductor, but pretend you actually drive the bus. This is called a ???gross exaggeration??. Pisces, however, will be the bus driver, and pretend it??s a really interesting job. This is called an ???appalling lie??. The lies he tells to make himself look better, are not to be confused with the little white ones he tells to protect your feelings (although how he can confuse his @rse with your feelings is a complete mystery to us).
When you accuse him of buying a house with his ex-girlfriend, he will deny it ??? even though you??re holding the deeds enclosed with his ???n?? hers names. Instead he will say the real estate agent must have made a typing error. When you look at him in utter disbelief he??ll say, okay then, he bought it by accident. When you fall about laughing maniacally, he??ll whine that it wasn??t his fault ??? it was yours ??? and, besides, she made him do it. But it??s the pointless fib he tells which will really have you reaching for a gun. Pisces will tell you he watched an art house film, when what he really did was sleep through it. He??ll say he had a chicken and salad sandwich, when he actually had a ham and salad sandwich. Why? Who the hell knows? We??re not psychologists. Go and ask his. Fortunately, whilst Pisces was blessed with natural-bor
HOW TO SPOT ONE Find him attractive and he??ll be completely oblivious to your existence. Ignore him and he??ll be all over you. Yes, we know, we??ve just described the behavior of almost any man ??? so also look for an unhealthy gleam in his eye (as seen in the eyes of people who live in small, padded rooms with locks on the outside).
WHERE TO FIND ONE Look in the exalted circles of Noble laureates, inventors-of-things-that-help-mankind and great humanitarians to find your very own Aquarius b*stard. If this fails, look in the nearest loony bin, there are even more of them to chose from here.
HOW TO INTRIGUE ONE Talk about some really interesting things you??ve done; like the time you restored peace in the Middle East; how you invented a cure for cancer; or when you discovered and communicated with a new form of life in the next galaxy ??? stuff like that. (Tip: In general conversation, try not to come across as too ideologically unsound)
THE FIRST DATE It probably won??t be a ???date?? as such. He??s much more interested in you as a person and will ask you out on that pretext. After a few friendly encounters he??ll notice you are a girl ??? you can then move things along from there.
WHEN TO DO THE DEED There is no need to abide by convention for this or any other aspect of your dealings with Aquarius. But do it discreetly so he doesn??t notice. He??d hate to think he was taking advantage of you. (NB: To save you from disappointment, be aware that when Aquarius mentioned The Big Bang Theory, he wasn??t referring to his sexual performance.)
WHEN TO POP THE QUESTION Never, under any circumstances, do this. It will alert him to the fact you think of the relationship as more than just friendship. However, if you happen to be a member of an oppressed minority group, you stand a good chance of getting an Aquarius b*stard to the altar ??? he wouldn??t want to be guilty of discrimination.
IF HE DROPS YOU He??ll never really drop you. He??ll always value you as a person. He??ll just stop having sex with you ??? so the relationship won??t change really.
IF YOU DROP HIM He??ll take it philosophically and figure it was for the best anyway. But he??ll ask if you can still be friends and won??t be able to understand why you slam the door / hang up the phone / shoot him in the kneecap.
That??s the problem, Aquarius has noble, humane reasons for everything he does. Reasons which make you look selfish and uncaring for putting your needs before those whose needs are greater than your own. Shame on you. When was the last time you built a well for a Third World village? (Although now and then, amongst his great rhetoric, you??ll get a sneaking feeling all of this is just an elaborate hoax designed to cover up his fear of commitment.) You can??t even nail your Aquarius b*stard for sexism ??? he??ll just show you up. He??s read all those books you bought to place on your shelf for decorative purposes. He??ll dismiss your rantings as a product of the victim feminism so prevalent these days and so damaging to the real cause.
Face it, he??s a better feminist than you are. He??s spent years pondering the male paradox (i.e. how can one be male, loaded up with testosterone and still be a decant human being?). Hence his evasive, noncommittal behavior towards you. He??s actually trying to make up for all that his gender has done. The less time that he spends with you, the less chance he has to undermine your gender by treating you like an unpaid servant ??? as men are biologically inclined to do. And he won??t be guilty of treating you as a sex object if he doesn??t have sex with you regularly. Instead, he can spread his natural male instinct to objectify women, over a number of them, thus diluting its full effect. See how concerned he is about you? Are you feeling grateful yet? Well, if you aren??t don??t get any bright ideas about trying to talk your Aquarius b*stard around to your point of view. You??ll be up against the arguments of Plato, Kant, Jung, Gandhi, Dr Seuss and every other great-though-male mind of the human civilization. And, frankly, you and your Ph.D. in nagging from College of Applied Domestic Arts and Sciences can??t quite cut it in this league.
Taking the opposing stance is the foundation of all his beliefs. And once everybody else is a radical, left-wing, feminist-seperatist-greenie-with-a-nose-ring, he??ll become more than conservatism is to do what everybody else is doing. He prides himself on his ???otherness??. It follows, then, that his views on romantic relationships defy conventions and escape comprehension. See, commitment limits personal growth for both partners. Marriage is an outmoded aspect of organized religion and is no more than a pricey piece of paper in today??s world, and love (like currency) should be circulated for the benefit of everybody ??? not hoarded in a miserly was to be doled out regularly to one individual. Of course, that one individual ??? you, in this case ??? may have different thoughts on the matter. In theory, his beliefs are fine. There is nothing wrong with seeing each human being as a free and responsible agent, determining their own path through life. It??s just not terribly warm and fuzzy. And it presents some practical difficulties. Like, where do you, the station wagon and two-point-three children fit in? That??s a huge problem with most philosophers ??? they don??t include a section entitled ???How to Nab a Man and Keep Him?? in their manifestos. (They haven??t included other basic human needs either ??? like clothes, shopping and trashy television shows.)
Understandably, you??ll come to the conclusion that Aquarius is operating on a completely different, totally baffling level. But the thing is, he does believe in love. The all-encompassing kind. The noble feeling of compassion for one??s fellow men ??? which unites people for the greater good of the humanity. The selfless, undemanding emotion ??_ (sorry, we have to stop here ??? we??re feeling slightly nauseous). And of course he loves you. Aren??t you a fellow inhabitant of earth? How could he not love you? What Aquarius fails to understand is that loving all human beings equally only ever worked for Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ was quite an extraordinary person. How secure are you going to feel dating a mere mortal who practices this? And as Aquarius is busy spreading his love among humanity, you can??t even cause a scene about it. Making a fuss would mean you were jealous. And jealousy is a primitive, self-destructive emotion. You must have an incredibly low opinion of yourself to even entertain such a feeling ??? you really do have some major self-doubts, don??t you? Perhaps yo