What star sign do you reckon Homer Simpson is?

I'd say he's a sag, mid december too. Bart - maybe a Gemini? Lisa - a Libra or a Taurus.

Yeah with all due respect that sounds like BS. Homer would not be a typical cacer at all. He's not the most emotional kinda guy, except that is, when it comes to Duff!

I'd say Mo is a Capricorn. And Abu a Cancer perhaps? IMO Marg is more easy going than a typical virgo. I'd put her one sign ahead as a Libra.

I didn't know Cancers are well known for sleeping on the job! My knowledge of cancers is anything but. They seem to take their jobs quite seriously and do them very well and are quite professional no matter what they do. I'd have to disagree with you there Bran. Also Marge doesn't whine enough to be a Virgo. Virgos whinge a lot, although she could be one if she's a very early August Virgo. Bart being a Scorpio? - yep that sounds likely.

hes a taurus


from wikipedia
Age
It has been suggested that Homer is 38 years old. In one episode, a quiz indicates he will die at 42 and he wails that he has "only three years to live" (it should be noted that Homer or Marge's mental arithmetic may not be reliable). Various episodes have given his date of birth as 12 January 1956; 12 May 1956; 10 May 1955; and 20 March 1955; and even 17-23-1956 [sic] (Whacking Day is also on May 10, which causes Homer's birthday to go uncelebrated?even by Homer. It should also be noted that in a later episode only he remembers his birthday, claiming it is the same as Santa's Little Helper's; this, however, would contradict how the dog came to be part of the family. In 1969, when his mother became a radical, he is estimated to be about 8 years old, yet, in July, 1969, during the moon landings, he is about 18 years old (estimate due to the song in which he claims to have had his first beer at seventeen.) In "Treehouse of Horror XI", Homer claims his sign is Taurus while reading the horoscope section of a newspaper. This corresponds to anyone born between April 20th and May 20th, which would make any birthdates not between those dates invalid, thus May 12 is most likely the correct date. But in "Homer's Paternity Coot," it is revealed that the letter from Homer's "real" father was written in 1966. Apparently, Homer was still in his mother's womb when this was done, meaning he is 40. But "I Married Marge" notes that Bart was conceived in June 1980, and this is further contradicted by the dating of his time as a member of the Be Sharps in "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" (in both instances, Homer is clearly an adult). To further complicate things, in the 2006 episode "We're on the Road to D'ohwhere," he exclaims: "I'm 38 years old and... one Snickers pie away from getting my right foot amputated because of diabetes!" He's most likely 36, because in the book 'The Simpsons: A complete Guide to Our Favourite Family it claims he is 36 at the start of the book, when there are descriptions of each family member.

brahn

hippies?


all we get are rich white "old money" suburbanites shopping at whole foods here. usually because the food is twice as expensive.

Homer is a Taurus. He's closer to being Taurus than any other sign. He's lazy, slow and drinks a lot.
Marge is definitely a Virgo.

Well then lol

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