your chocolate horoscope

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a nice little find at the world market I shop at....


Aries: Eats the whole bar on the way home from the shop.

Taurus: Loves good chocolate, especially if it is in expensive packaging.

Gemini: Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.

Cancer: Makes even the smallest bar last for at least a month. Note: if Cancer lives with Aries, he hides the chocolate. Very annoying.

Leo: Likes to be in charge of dividing up the chocolate.

Virgo: Cuts their chocolate into bite size pieces with a knife and fork.

Libra: Chooses two bars; one for themselves, and one for you both to share.

Scorpio: Loves to smear chocolate all over their partner, then lick it off.

Sagittarius: Will only eat imported chocolate.

Capricorn: Likes to be seen eating only the best and the most expensive chocolate.

Aquarius: Loves chocolate?but likes to think they actually prefer carob health bars.

Pisces: Shares their chocolate and forgets to leave some for themselves.