Are aries females hairy

NEVER HAVING HAD A ARIES FEMALE I DO NOT KNOW IF THE STORIES ARE TRUE ARR THEY AS HAIRY AS OTHERS TELL ME THEY ARE? ALSO DO THEY BITE?

Hmmmmm....hairy? where? stories are stories...made up.
Now, I am sure that there may be some "hairy" women out there...I am not one of them. My legs do grow hair but I shave them with a very, very good razor so that I do not get razor burn. I then use lotion to keep my legs soft. I THINK most humans have body hair...the amount varies according to time of birth and state born in. In addition to this it also is determined by how many jelly beans one eats. If a woman is hairy...well, she was eating all of the red ones! Serves her right!

This is my story and I am sticking to it!

Do "they" bite? Depends on what is available to bite. If an Aries woman is a Vampire and needs blood to survive...she WILL bite and you must take cover immediately unless you enjoy this type of activity. All of us other non~vampires only bite when provoked. One must always becareful with the gentle woman species. We have many hidden talents. I personally am not into biting because I don't want my teeth to get stuck in someone else's body.

This is my second story and I am sticking to this one too!

When mankind decided the treelife was boring they jumped off- straight into the astrology thing, as we all know the aries is the first of that cycle, stands to reason aries were the first to jump, and therefore the first to shed the hair.
Then the question is how hairy pisces is.... but that is not MY story...

lol @ all of the above

James, all women are hairy. It's just a matter of how much hair they shave off/wax off/depilate/bleach/electrolosize that determines how hairy they appear.

Hair is weird...why do we even need hair anymore I wonder?

Dam ape people. But I must admit I to have hair it grows everywere . On my head the upper one on my face on my chest dam, dam, dam, I guess I will have to stop calling them hairy beaches.

Wedensday may 7th time shave line up girls

Thanks JT,

Mission was accomplished this morning in the shower. I appreciate the reminder....I feel sooooooooooo zestyfully SMOOTH!

rofl

ROF ROF ROF ROF!

what does that mean? rof? and rofl?

Its a mating call

*meow*

It's actually "rolling on floor laughing", but if james would prefer just the rolling without the laughing, that's fine with me. lol.

Whose mating? anyone in charge of selling tickets? What time? Where?

Thanks Phoenix for the explanation...my eyes are now opened! ROAR.........can you hear me now?

Dam hair ball females wont even let me have a mating call Owell

Oh goodness James....go ahead, call. Do your thing ....let's hear it. One, two, three....mating call time 🙂

Excuse me please, got something caught in my throat.....

That is a good idea but what would it be I saw a show on the telly about why men cheat acording to the show they do it because of a primitave urge to knock every woman they can so there seed goes on. I must thank on this any help would be greatly app.

James,

You are a very special person with your very own special mating call. Go deep, find it and use it. It is there.

You mean so their "tadpole" swims on! 😉

I absolutely believe that men cheat because of a primitive urge to knock up a bunch of women. What gets me is why they usually run when it actually happens....lol......I guess that's the joy of our modern society. We have these primitive urges mixed with the conditioning of our own times, so it makes for some weird situations. Women have as high sex drives as men, yet we're sluts if we act on that. Men get to spread all the seed they want, and risk only STDs. Not fair. lol.

"I guess that's the joy of our modern society. We have these primitive urges mixed with the conditioning of our own times, so it makes for some weird situations. "

quite interesting. i can see your point smart lass. 😉

haha, "smart lass"...I had to read that about four times to realize you weren't calling me a smart ass 😛

Thanks my dear 🙂

LOL... i knew you were going to say something like that.

this is quite a shallow topic asking if aries females are hairy... no pun intended.

i don't think genetics and horoscopes are tied in... unless someone could shut me up (phoenix maybe).

Actually (lol, funny that you say that...), while I don't think that genetics and astrology are exactly linked, there may be an indirect connection between our signs and our physicality. For example, I've never met a Leo who didn't somehow remind me of a cat (big or small). I've never met a Cancer who didn't have a larger forehead than the lower part of their face, or either wide-set or deep-set eyes. I've never met an Aries who didn't have good coloring in their cheeks, and I've never met a Taurus who didn't have wide shoulders or a curvy figure.

And about this being a shallow topic...james_tate was kidding, I can promise you that.

And I will add he never knocks up and runs I stay the course. In fact It may be getting time to have an off spring I would have to quite drinking and settle down. NOT

And I will add that Capricorn men are little hussies. lol.

just kidding 😛

no we are

yes YOU are....however, not many people see this deep dark side of you eh? You must keep up that "certain" image. Phooey....go ahead, show your hussiness to the world, break out of your fiberglass mold....let us see the real you. 🙂

I'm waiting.....

Bottom line most men are cheap and easy

easy—— where is the challenge in that? LOL 🙂

Yes freebird we are easy and cheap, we can be made, all we ever think about is sex. Well, O.K. sex and al k hal. O.K. sex al k hal sports and thats it.

Where have you been all my life? 🙂

I have been here in caterbury. for a long time except my time in america and irland. what area do you live in?

I live in the United States. North Carolina.....are you coming this way sometime soon? I won't need to do much planning since I already know what you like to do. Thanks for being so open.....makes my job very easy 🙂

I live in the United States. North Carolina.....are you coming this way sometime soon? I won't need to do much planning since I already know what you like to do. Thanks for being so open.....makes my job very easy 🙂

ummm sorry about that post showing up twice. I always wondered how people did that, now I know!

How do you begin to answer a question that is so bizzare?

it is half something and i need to sleep but yes freebird and i are bizzare

Sorry tink I was drinking last night , you see phoenix and freebird are very harry. that is why I ask the question.

What kind of a dumb question is that? Are you literally dating a goat man—?

funny no, i think it is. so if u all vist u must tell us. and what do piscies most comonly look like? Thanks.

Well,Let's see James, mostly they look like the asses that they are!