What The Hell?

kick him in the balls for self defence perhaps?
i know i would cuz that is just creepy >.

Did you tell your Cap about it?

If so, what happened? How did he react?
If not, why not?

The guy you met up with is a leech!!!

WOW crazy story

Posted by aries415

I felt comfortable because he kept his distance. He sat on a chair near the couch that I was sitting on. We talked about business and our likes, I thought he was cool. But I don't know if me bending over or whatever it was that got that man blood boiling he quickly went from being a gentleman to a mangy dog in heat. He started off saying how beautiful I am and I don't look my age then rubbing under my chin, I told him not to touch my face, then he snatched a kiss. I was like oh hell no! Then this bastard tells me it's ok we are adults and if we are horny then we should make love, I tell him I am out! He jumps on top of me leans me back and starts to dry hump my damn leg!

??I guess he thought that I was enjoying it because I laughed... I could not believe that this 45 year old good looking professional man was dry humping me like a teenage boy! He begged for me to let him continue so he can bust in his underwear with his slacks on?!..lol No wonder he cannot find a decent woman, he is pathetic.

OMG! This gave me my laugh for the week. Well you can't say dude isn't interested, lol.
Aries have a weird way of attracting the crazies, hehe.

Posted by Love366

Posted by aries415

I felt comfortable because he kept his distance. He sat on a chair near the couch that I was sitting on. We talked about business and our likes, I thought he was cool. But I don't know if me bending over or whatever it was that got that man blood boiling he quickly went from being a gentleman to a mangy dog in heat. He started off saying how beautiful I am and I don't look my age then rubbing under my chin, I told him not to touch my face, then he snatched a kiss. I was like oh hell no! Then this bastard tells me it's ok we are adults and if we are horny then we should make love, I tell him I am out! He jumps on top of me leans me back and starts to dry hump my damn leg!

??I guess he thought that I was enjoying it because I laughed... I could not believe that this 45 year old good looking professional man was dry humping me like a teenage boy! He begged for me to let him continue so he can bust in his underwear with his slacks on?!..lol No wonder he cannot find a decent woman, he is pathetic.

OMG! This gave me my laugh for the week. Well you can't say dude isn't interested, lol.
Aries have a weird way of attracting the crazies, hehe.

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I think 'i have only dated crazy people in my life, maybe one sane dude

Posted by bluemoon9043834

Posted by ilyb
aries415, how can you use him for sex? after all we are the users of the zodiac. and by the way, if this man does not have stamina like you have claimed, why would you want to use him where you can have sex with the rest who can go as long as you claim your cappy can go for 10-15 min, but yet somehow you are using him for sex cos he falls sleep only by having sex for that long. what are you up to?
one question. how long have you been with your cappy?

zzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZ ... oh were you saying something? wtf are you talking about.

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Hahahhahahahaha!!!! Exactly! You can't expect to put random words together and for them to make sense! Try adding some proper grammar and punctuation in there! Seriously... That was like the longest sentence I've ever read! It made no sense whatsoever! Fail.