
bricklemark
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Posted by starloverVagine transplant
....but I don't have a dick

Posted by MoonArtistPervert
You could have put Cancer in nipple clamps. More fitting. Lame sauce with failure sprinkles. 😛

Posted by xXxAliciaXxXWhy not?
......Yeah this post doesn't make any sense to me.

Posted by bricklemarkTotally, on both counts.Posted by MoonArtistPervert
You could have put Cancer in nipple clamps. More fitting. Lame sauce with failure sprinkles. 😛
Failure sprinkles lol you're a childclick to expand

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Now imagine a giant has a Taurus by the neck, he can't talk, can't move he looks around, very Taurean. Try it on yourself and experience what it's like to be every sign!
Gemini, imagine someone burried up to the chest, they have their neck free, and head. They can typically wise crack, and observe passers by. Typical Gemini.
Cancer, buried up to the waist. They can move their arms and everything, but they're just sad, so they cry.
Leo, their body part is the heart but also the spine, so maybe bury their legs, in a pose, they take a pose like a Roman Statue, royal, physical, legendary.
For virgo, someone would need to grab their intestines, or take them out, for a while? What is to be done? It's too complex, it can't be done, story of my life, it's a Virgo thing, you wouldnt understand...
Libra, you'd have to take our the kidneys, well thats a very noble and generous thing, it's Libra, it's right down their alley!
It seems all the social signs imply organs that you would typically donate. Hence the name....strangely, it fits.
Scorpio, cock transplant, those happen when the donor's dead. Very Scorpio-like.
Sagittarius, take out my thighs, l still beat the world record sailing aroung the globe, Lt. Dan got nuthin on me!
Capricorn, no knees, doesn't matter, he can still run the world from his office and private jets.
Aquarius, so calves, dont matter, l can segway my way around...it suits me.
Pisces, no feet, can't swim, well just another dead fishie on my plate 🙂