Music to their ears!

Person says to Scorpio: "Oh you want me to go with you to slash his tires & put sugar in his tank? SURE! Matter of fact, I'll go get the theater popcorn so we can both watch! I love this side of you!" (Scorpio has the most evil smirk ever)

Person says to Cancer: "I just wanted you to know that I passed that 50-question lie detector test you had me take last week. Here's a copy of the results! See honey, I told you I'd never hurt you =) "

Person says to Aries: "You won that marathon with flying colors!....well, you did after tripping all the competition. Smh"

Person says to Libra: "Flirt with whoever you want. And by the way, I'm cool with you still hanging with your ex. I'm very secure + I know who you're coming home to at night. Don't worry baby, I totally trust you! Oh & when it comes to you figuring out if you still have feelings for her, don't stress...take your time."

Person says to Aqua: "You're the smartest & most intelligent person I've ever met. You're the only person I'd listen to & take advice from in life. Everyone else, they're idiots!"

Person says to Taurus: "Oh so you like nothing but the best too even if you can't afford it huh?! Ha, don't worry, we'll get along JUST great then!"

Person says to Gemini: "Omg I have the juiciest gossip ever to tell you! I've got some dirt on this 1 girl you hate that if it gets out, it'll ruin her entire life! By the way, you'll be the 1st to know so don't say anything!"

Person says to Sagg: "Sure, go ahead & gamble all your life savings away! Whatever you lose, I'll make up for it...I've got the tab!" (Gives Sagg high-5)

Person says to Pisces: "Keep daydreaming. I love when you do that shxt" OR "No, I don't mind that you put a GPS on my cellphone & car. I'd be willing to do anything to gain your trust back baby."

Person says to Capricorn: "I'll help you bump that bxtch out of her position! Trust me, you're the best & only 1 for the position. I'll help you do whatever is needed to make sure that you come out on top"

Person says to Virgo: "I hate to admit but...you're always right"

Person says to Leo: "Hands down, you're the best looking person in here! And if anyone disagrees, they're in denial & are just jealous! That's why I personally nominated you for 'best looking' this year!"

i dont get it