truecap
@truecap
13 Years10,000+ Posts
Comments: 8 · Posts: 20090 · Topics: 685
President Zodiac
Seems like we are missing a few. 😉
Pisces just weren't meant to be president, I suppose.
Can't speak for those caps and aquas, though.
Can't speak for those caps and aquas, though.
Sorry. I didn't think that posted. Let me see if I can find the rest.
Capricorn
The good thing about President Capricorn is that he gives Scorpio a run for his money. The bad thing is that he gives Scorpio a run for his money.
(President Capricorn is like a big, old steam roller moving slowly towards us. He seems harmless, like an old man. But he continues steadily on his boring course, and before we know it, he's controlling our every move with the fear of being crushed hanging over our heads.)
Aquarius
President Aquarius comes and goes like a lightning bolt, leaving an aftermath of revolutionary change we never thought possible. What else should we expect from the anti-establishment rebel leader of —The Resistance—
Pisces
Pisces was meant to live a sacrificial life of service to mankind; he belongs nowhere near The Oval Office! Apart from his excellent acting skills, he has nothing to offer as President. We don't need an artist or musician as a leader. We don't all live in California. 800 billion dollars is nothing compared to this guy??s lack of a back-bone. Sacrificing yourself is one thing, but sacrificing our country is quite another. It would be best for all of us if Pisces returns to Never-Never Land where he??ll be safer. Besides, look at what happened to Jesus when he tried to be the leader.
http://astrolibrary.org/vote-funny-zodiac-signs-for-president/
The good thing about President Capricorn is that he gives Scorpio a run for his money. The bad thing is that he gives Scorpio a run for his money.
(President Capricorn is like a big, old steam roller moving slowly towards us. He seems harmless, like an old man. But he continues steadily on his boring course, and before we know it, he's controlling our every move with the fear of being crushed hanging over our heads.)
Aquarius
President Aquarius comes and goes like a lightning bolt, leaving an aftermath of revolutionary change we never thought possible. What else should we expect from the anti-establishment rebel leader of —The Resistance—
Pisces
Pisces was meant to live a sacrificial life of service to mankind; he belongs nowhere near The Oval Office! Apart from his excellent acting skills, he has nothing to offer as President. We don't need an artist or musician as a leader. We don't all live in California. 800 billion dollars is nothing compared to this guy??s lack of a back-bone. Sacrificing yourself is one thing, but sacrificing our country is quite another. It would be best for all of us if Pisces returns to Never-Never Land where he??ll be safer. Besides, look at what happened to Jesus when he tried to be the leader.
http://astrolibrary.org/vote-funny-zodiac-signs-for-president/
A bit at the bottom of that as well:
TIP: Don't judge by the Sun Sign. A public career, like a job as President, would be indicated by the sign on the midheaven (M.C.). Here are the M.C. signs of some notable people:
Aries M.C.:
President George W. Bush
Taurus M.C.:
Donald J. Trump
Hillary Clinton
Gemini M.C.:
President George H. W. Bush
Winston Churchill
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Richard Nixon
Cancer M.C.:
President Bill Clinton
President John F. Kennedy
Leo M.C.:
Vladimir Putin
Benito Mussolini
Adolf Hitler
Napol?on I
Virgo M.C.:
U.S. Congressman Paul Ryan (Vice Presidential Candidate)
Margaret Thatcher
Nelson Mandela
Libra M.C.:
President Ronald Reagan
Diana, Princess of Wales
Mao Zedong ( Mao Tse-tung )
Scorpio M.C.:
President Barack Obabma
Joseph Stalin
Prince William, Duke of Cambridge
Napoleon III
Sagittarius M.C.:
John McCain
President Abraham Lincoln
Capricorn M.C.:
Benjamin Franklin
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge ( Kate Middleton )
Che Guevara
Aquarius M.C.:
Governor Mitt Romney (Presidential Candidate)
Albert II, Prince of Monaco
Pisces M.C.:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
14th Dalai Lama
Fidel Castro
TIP: Don't judge by the Sun Sign. A public career, like a job as President, would be indicated by the sign on the midheaven (M.C.). Here are the M.C. signs of some notable people:
Aries M.C.:
President George W. Bush
Taurus M.C.:
Donald J. Trump
Hillary Clinton
Gemini M.C.:
President George H. W. Bush
Winston Churchill
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Richard Nixon
Cancer M.C.:
President Bill Clinton
President John F. Kennedy
Leo M.C.:
Vladimir Putin
Benito Mussolini
Adolf Hitler
Napol?on I
Virgo M.C.:
U.S. Congressman Paul Ryan (Vice Presidential Candidate)
Margaret Thatcher
Nelson Mandela
Libra M.C.:
President Ronald Reagan
Diana, Princess of Wales
Mao Zedong ( Mao Tse-tung )
Scorpio M.C.:
President Barack Obabma
Joseph Stalin
Prince William, Duke of Cambridge
Napoleon III
Sagittarius M.C.:
John McCain
President Abraham Lincoln
Capricorn M.C.:
Benjamin Franklin
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge ( Kate Middleton )
Che Guevara
Aquarius M.C.:
Governor Mitt Romney (Presidential Candidate)
Albert II, Prince of Monaco
Pisces M.C.:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
14th Dalai Lama
Fidel Castro
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →Related Topics
you can really go fuck yourself...that is all!
How important of an impact is your Ascendent on yourself? Does it really play a role? Many sites Ive come across to ge
I noticed a trend in the types of people I think have a really good sense of humor. These people tend to have hard Moon/
I think it's pretty shitty to allude all over the boards to your chat room and then when questioned about it to complete
Now, don't get offended, these are cutely biting! lol! http://www.mooncatsastrology.com/fun/funnysigns.htm Aries
I know Kim ia a Libra but what are the other creatures on the show ? I'm guessing Khloe is an Aries or anoter fire sign
No particular order from best to least. In my opinion. Leos - They always have flare. Nice and usually trendy. I like
OK not so much for Piscies but I can't help but notice alot of Scorp and Cancer friends treating FB like a confessional
Yes, I'm bored! lol! http://citysearchblog.yellowpages.co.za/citysearchblog/post/247125 Aries Ever mindful of
Aries
Get ready for WWIII. President Aries will fight like Braveheart to protect our country, whether we like it or not.
Taurus
President Taurus may drive our National Debt up, but we??ll have beautiful highways to show for it.
Gemini
You thought what Clinton did was outrageous? Well, President Gemini promises to engage in threesomes in the oval office, during meetings. But don't hang your hopes on a Gemini promise, because this guy is dropping out of the race before the election. The thought of 4 years in one job makes him shiver.
Cancer
President Cancer wishes he were still being breastfed — those were the good old days. Now he wants nothing more than to cuddle.
Leo
Leo is king, not president. He wants worshippers, not coworkers. He refuses to lift a finger to work, but he does a great press conference. Boy, can he put on a show!
Virgo
President Virgo is good for us like brussels sprouts, and just as fun. Sure, unemployment would hit rock bottom, but where's the fun in that?
Libra
Libra was made for this job. He's diplomatic, peace-loving, never gives a straight answer, nor makes any decisions. But no one cares because he looks so good. He's not either for or against any party, so nothing??s ever his fault. It's a win-win deal for Libra. You??ll see people throwing rose petals across his path when he campaigns in your town.
Scorpio
Vote for President Scorpio if you like to watch your back and sleep with one eye open. Get ready for despotism at its finest, with all the allure of a sexy vampire complete with good looks, heavenly scent, charm, and wit. But make no mistake, he??ll have your blood in the end.
Sagittarius
President Sagittarius ushers in a blissful time for international relations, and not only because he legalizes marijuana. Christians, Muslims, Jews, straight and GLBT alike will all be singing —Happy Christmas (War Is Over)?? by John Lennon (The Beatles).