Talk Dirty by Sign

I know ScorpioTiger might say something about this like he did before, but who gives a damn. Forget you 😛 this is funny

Aries is simple when it comes to sex. They want to rule their partners. They want to dominate. And when it comes to talking dirty, that's exactly how to play things with the Ram. Four letter words are a-okay, so long as they're describing what your Aries can do to you. No need to be faint-hearted here. As with all things in life, the motto for the Ram is bring it on. (Sample: "Four letter word me??_ I love the way you four letter word me... I can't stop thinking of how hot it is when you grab me and throw me down and??_ well??_ four letter word me." Yes, the four letter word here starts with an "f" and yes, you get the point.)

Uhm how about the rest of the signs? LOL

The devil is in the details for Taurus, who sees sex as a respite from other, more tedious endeavors - and will do anything to prolong it. This is great news for the verbally inclined, since even the finest print (or most vivid description) is not lost on the bull. Rather, it enhances their experience. In fact, Taurus wants you to get down and dirty - or rather, earthy, since the catch is not to delve into the fantastical. These grounded types want you to keep it real, even here. So stick to play by plays - detailed descriptions of the things your bull can do to you (with a special focus on the use of their tongue) - and you can't miss. (Sample: "I'm thinking about you running your tongue up my thigh and??_" you take it from there.)

Heady Gemini, on the other hand is the zodiac's game player??_ and fantasizer. In fact, the more impractical - and improbable - the implication is, the better. To get the Twins really riled up, find the least opportune time (the middle of a business dinner, in line at the airport - the less sexual the situation is, the better) and fill their heads with a fantasy of doing it right there. When you whisper your erotic interlude expect your Gemini's eyes to light up - and your next session to be downright wild. PS: The Twins can handle your bedroom persona differing from your standard self - don't stress about coming off forward if you're actually demure, or vice versa. (Sample: "Take me into that closet, throw me up against the door and four letter word, four letter word, four letter word??_ But you'll have to cover my mouth when I scream so no one out here will catch us!")


Sensitive Cancer likes to be doted on, and anyone spinning a sexy story for the crab should keep that in mind. More important, however, is not to confuse sensitivity with timidity. These artful souls can conjure the most sordid details (sexually speaking) and they like it when their lovers step up to the plate here as well (or stoop down to it, depending on your perspective). As such, colorful descriptions (the word pink comes to mind??_ it describes so many body parts, no matter your skin shade!), will go a long way - particularly by phone. If pushing it makes you nervous, ask for approval along the way. Odds are, you'll get it. (Sample: "Do you like it when I trail my fingers and lips lightly down your stomach to your throbbing??_ fill in the blank for yourself.")


Leo wants you to worship at their altar. During sex, in the lead up, when you're sitting at Sunday lunch. It doesn't matter when??_ so long as it's often. Tell a Lion how much they turn you on - any time with any amount of detail - and you'll score points??_ as long as your lascivious language is flattering. In other words, use your turn of phrase to make a male Leo feel like a big strong man or a lioness like a gorgeous, glowing goddess and you've got it made. (Sample: "Oh my god, look at your??_ insert amazing attribute or generous endowment here??_ I have to four letter word you until I four letter word all over your four letter word??_ Oh, and a special note, wide-eyed sincerity does wonders.")

Virginal games are not for Virgo. And nor is squeaky-clean sex talk. In fact, the precision loving Virgin can talk (and play!) a good game themselves, and you'll want to be sure to keep up, lest you be judged! Salacious is the name of the game here, with elaborate coming in a close second. Involved descriptions of intricate lingerie (things that lace up - or tie up - come to mind) and details of how you'll take it off for them, will be sure to get their wheels spinning - whether it's as a lead-up to a night of passion or in the moment as you do the deed. You'll get bonus points for the ability to combine naughty and nice. (Sample: "As I tie your wrists to the bed with the soft, smooth silk rope, your skin tingles, you like the sensation??_ even as the rope tightens??_")


While unpredictable when it comes to fidelity (who wouldn't be with so many options!), Libra is actually a consummate romantic, complete with fairytale wishes and idealistic sexual fantasies. Keeping this in mind, dirty talk here may lean a bit more flowery than scandalous. This isn't because Libra is a prude, however - in fact, quite the opposite - rather it's because sex-talk may strike these refined types as seedy. Still, who doesn't like a little encouragement? Which may be the apropos way to verbally engage your balanced one's sexy side. Encourage your Libran by expressing what delights you. Keep it simple and sweet, knowing that implication is everything. (Sample: "It feels so amazing when you??_ oh yeah??_ just like that.")


Conversely, Scorpio knows no bounds sexually - or sexually speaking. If there is a sign that can handle a string of four letter words intermingled with hard, wet, pierced, plunged, sucked and spanked, it's this stinger. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. The catch is, unlike Gemini, Virgo or Pisces (other signs who are particularly given to talking dirty), there's no need for elaborate scenarios here. Just get to the point. Scorpio wants to be all consumed by sex, as if their entire identity begins from the moment foreplay is initiated, which is very often when one of you starts this conversation. That said, keep in mind that no time is inappropriate for sex talk here. After all, for this sign, a seduction is always in progress. (Sample: "I thought of you when I came home last night, hovering over me with that smile and your??_ insert four letter word" frenzy with aforementioned intermingling.)

Strong-willed Sagittarius takes sex seriously - as a physical act as well as a philosophical one, so for them, talking dirty is a combination of those two pleasures. As such, The Archer responds well to a delicate hand - or moreover, a truly artistic one when it comes to lusty lingo. Romantic ramblings that mix pleasure and adventure (with a healthy dose of longing thrown in) will hit the spot with Sag - and bring out their more adoring side. For an added thrill, switch roles mid-way through pleasuring your Archer and ask them to do the talking. Catching them in the height of arousal means they'll likely be happy to oblige and surprise you. (Sample: "I want to bring you pleasure like you've never known??_ Does it feel good when I??_")


Capricorn is business minded and risk-averse, so safety is the word to remember here. And not as in S&M safe words, either! Rather, the key to unleashing a Capricorn's saucier side (which is libidinous to say the least) is making the Goat feel understood. As such, sex-talk should focus on them. Only your Capricorn can make you feel this kind of longing and lust??_ and as long as they know that, the world is your sexual oyster. (Sample: "Oh wow, I've never felt anything like the way you do/your??_ fill in the blank with your Cap's special skill or astounding asset.")


Seductive but soothing words will go a long way with Aquarius, who is constantly looking to combine the pleasures of mind and body for an otherworldly experience. To get there, take your Water Bearer on an erotic expedition with your imagination. Describe (on the phone, via email or in person as you tantalize and tease) the ways in which physical ecstasy can overcome their being, sending them to new heights - or depths (Aquarius is not kink-averse!), and you'll have them hooked. Special tip: describe an orgasm from the first sensation and watch them float away, awash in your glow. (Sample: "It's the tiniest feeling at first??_ like an electric current has been turned on through you, but as your breath quickens and you get wetter/harder??_" You can take it from there.)

Playful Pisces is ruled by imaginative Neptune, which means that talking dirty is part and parcel of sex for this sign. No adventure is too outrageous, no description taking it too far, so long as you remember Pisces' sensitive spirit. In other words, Pisces (like Capricorn and Cancer) needs to feel safe and cared for with their lover. Once that's accomplished, the fish can skip from the lightest of play to dirtiest depths. Versatility is one of their strong suits. To start off safe but strong, ask your Pisces how they'd feel about indulging a little imagination??_ like if you were to strip them of their clothes and start at their toes, guided only by their breath and sounds??_ since you're the only one allowed to speak. (Sample: "Touch me that way??_ you make me melt when you??_ fill in the blank.").

I dunno why, but the aries n scorps make me giggle 🙂

yeah, the libra doesn't describe me at all. but my scorp side tends to rule in the sack.

Playful Pisces is ruled by imaginative Neptune, which means that talking dirty is part and parcel of sex for this sign. No adventure is too outrageous, no description taking it too far, so long as you remember Pisces' sensitive spirit. In other words, Pisces (like Capricorn and Cancer) needs to feel safe and cared for with their lover. Once that's accomplished, the fish can skip from the lightest of play to dirtiest depths. Versatility is one of their strong suits. To start off safe but strong, ask your Pisces how they'd feel about indulging a little imagination??_ like if you were to strip them of their clothes and start at their toes, guided only by their breath and sounds??_ since you're the only one allowed to speak. (Sample: "Touch me that way??_ you make me melt when you??_ fill in the blank.").

This hits the nail on the head for me for sure! I am just now exploring this in more depth myself. I am really surprised at myself at how much I do like to talk dirty and make up "scenarios" and describe them to Mr. Virgo. He was actually the main one that has really opened my eyes to how much I enjoy it and he is very good at it as well. We actually turn each other on by text before we even see eachother...lol. 😉