Women's Vocabulary

9 words women use...
(and their real meanings)

(1)Fine.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes.
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing.
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)Go Ahead. This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)Loud Sigh.
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

😈 That's Okay.
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks.
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)Whatever.
Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.




*My mother sent this email to my boyfriend. She thought he could use it. Haha. 🙂

What do "idiot" and "you're so stupid" rally mean?

Rally, lol.

Number 5 & 8 are the two I use most frequently. Hehe. 🙂







Poor guys.

"(8)Whatever.
Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU! "

I'm shocked !!! someone has some explaining to do!

It's crazy. Half of the time, I found myself nodding my head "yep" to all of your explanations & meanings of each word or phrase.

When I'm pissed & feel that trying to accomplish a mutual understanding is pointless & won't work, I'll just say things like "whatever" "don't worry about it" "I'm fine" or okay. But of course my body language & facial expressions really tell the story for me!

Men are so literal & women use words that you have to READ BETWEEN THE LINES to understand. It's no different than what they say about how a man really knows he's pleasing his woman. It's NOT in the words & moans she might be faking. But her body language & movings is what really tells the TRUE story.