Lodge all complaints here..........

Bing!

Sign Traitor!

Posted by CluelessCancer
My cancer left me. My cancer won't return my calls. My cancer is acting distant. My cancer is in love with his ex girlfriend. Wah wah wah.

Why won't my married Cancer leave his wife for me.....

Why won't Cancer man come back to me after I drank his bath water?

And the classic (saw this mentioned in a post):
I wore a red shirt today and my Cancer man hasn't said anything. What does it mean?

I jumped off a cliff but Cancer man just watched, does it mean he only wants to be friendzzzzzz?

I tried to manipulate my Cancer man and he told me to fuck off. Does that mean he loves me?

Notice, all the complaints mention: "my Cancer man..."

Um, if you're complaining about him not being with you anymore, or he's not responding to your advances, he's obviously NOT "your" Cancer man.

Bump....

Cancer you are the dumbest go break with girls or love slowly with the ones ready to give you the world. You deserve to be hurt by any means for dragging good females through the dirt.

Taurus sun Virgo moon

" Despite practically every person telling me its me and not him (except for the white knights), why won't my Cancer man do/say/jumpthroughhoops what I demand of him?"