Are all Cancer men this CRAZY?

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A Cancer guy had hit on me at a bar, so I gave him a chance. He immediately held my hands and followed me everywhere. Upon conversation, I realized that we lack shared interests and I decided to lose him in the bar. However, he somehow found me again and followed me. I finally escaped him by meeting up with a bunch of friends and left.

However, he somehow found me on a dating site and begged me to give him a chance! WTF? How can he keep on finding me? I will never give him any details or reply to him as I do not want a clingy stalker at hand. Isn't he crazy?
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Posted by LadyCalamity
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Yes. All Cancer men are exactly that crazy. All of them.
We also dump old people out of their wheelchairs and eat babies for breakfast.



SHHH! SHHH! SHHHHH!!! I was trying to help you all out!!!

MY GOD.
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Pfft. I embrace and revel in my insanity.
Now excuse me while I trim my sinister goatee and pick up my red devil suit from the dry cleaners.
I'll shortchange him and kick a few invalids on the way.
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LadyCalamity
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Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by LadyCalamity
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Yes. All Cancer men are exactly that crazy. All of them.
We also dump old people out of their wheelchairs and eat babies for breakfast.



SHHH! SHHH! SHHHHH!!! I was trying to help you all out!!!

MY GOD.



Pfft. I embrace and revel in my insanity.
Now excuse me while I trim my sinister goatee and pick up my red devil suit from the dry cleaners.
I'll shortchange him and kick a few invalids on the way.
click to expand




LMAO