virgodog58
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Cancer light-bulb joke
Posted by virgodog58
Q. How many Cancers does it take to change a light-bulb?
A. Two.
Q. Why?
A. One to fit the new bulb and the other to find somewhere safe to store the old one!
Hahahaha!!!!!!!
That's awesome!!!!!!!!!
My mother is a Cancer, and she would totally be the one to hide the old one that doesn't work anymore!!!!!
:o)
And I made it up! And my mother is (or I should say was) a Cancer too and so are my sister and niece.
See also Leo light-bulb joke on the Leo board!
I guess I'll calm down but have only just discovered dxpnet.
I don't need much sleep either.
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A. Two.
Q. Why?
A. One to fit the new bulb and the other to find somewhere safe to store the old one!