Mike The Situation = Bad Crab!!!!

Hey Crabs, do you watch The Jersey Shore? If so, what do you think of Mike— He is a bad crab, in my humble opinion!!!! Sound off, Crabs!!!

I just calculated his natal chart -

Sun Cancer 12.21
Moon Sagittarius 24.28
Mercury Gemini 22.19
Venus Gemini 10.52
Mars Libra 14.37
Jupiter Scorpio 0.31
Saturn Libra 15.43
Uranus Sagittarius 1.06 R
Neptune Sagittarius 25.13 R
Pluto Libra 24.08
Lilith Capricorn 1.30
Asc node Cancer


He was born on July 4, 1982

All of that arrogance is totally due to that mix of Gemini and Sagittarius in him. I'm a Cancer with independent signs in me as well and I can definitely say that whenever a water sign or sign that's known for being passive has that sort of mix in them, that arrogance is only their outer persona. He's probably compensating for something abysmal.

And Cancenarians usually have some sort of outer shell on them. The fact that Mike hardly ever shows his sensitive side implies that his arrogance is basically his shell.

Thank you for that insight, Artemis.

I watched his behavior on MTV this weekend during the Jersey Shore marathon, and noticed that he is constantly causing trouble for himself and the other people on the show.

Do you believe that his consistent inclination toward bad behavior is permanent, or will he calm the hell down as he gets older?

I personally think that he's probably going to self destruct if he keeps screwing hundreds of women every few years and exposing himself to that fast paced life style .
He's a Cancer, not a full bred Sag or Aries. He doesn't have it in him.

I don't know how much of the show is real but I find Mike so repulsive.
Pauly D is born July 5 1980 and he is such a happy-go-lucky crab

Yeah, Snooki is a Sag!

@Virgo, yeah, Pauly is a funny guy and I can tell he is very relaxed about stuff. Pretty antithetical to the destructive behavior of Mike. I know Ronnie is a Sag, but does he have Cancer in his chart too?

@Claro, absolutely!

@Purr, yep, hahahaha!!!

@Artemis, so you think he will go crazy and end up in the crab cage or something like Lindsay Lohan?

Posted by PurrrrHissss
Two of 'em are crabs? Ugh, we need better representatives in Hollywood.

Oh well, at least we'll always have Meryl Streep (who owns every other actor) and Tom Hanks (who the hell doesn't like him?)

Sylvester Stallone is still my favorite Cancer in Hollywood.

@ Treefrogster:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-AyGvn7J2hYtJ/the_money_pit_1986_changing_bands_name/

Off the top of my head, he and I share the same sun, moon and venus ... oh, and birthday (minus the same year) 😛

Oh gosh. I agree 100% ScorpioFish. His chart explains it though. Sagittarius and Gemini lol figures.

Clawful is the President of the Bad Crab Club!!!

I take offense! Not all Fire/Air Crabs are mean whores.

oohhh! cool drawing! clawful is not the president!!!! merman is the president!!!!! 😛 😛 😛

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