six degrees of separation: what's a crab to do?

Crabette 1 meets Crabette 2 on a forum much like DXP. Instant friends, they add one another to FB. Crabette 1 notices Crabette 2 is friends with a hot Crab who sends her a friend request. Crab has lots of friends and most of them are family.

Crabette 1 is sitting on the couch beside her frenemey, Crabette 3. Forever in other people's business, Crabette 3 spies a particularly sexy female cousin who happens to live in the same small, small town Crabette 1's much older BF was raised. Crabette 3 pokes Crabette 1 about it and finally takes over the laptop and asks Crab if he knows BF. In the meantime, she sends a request to the cousin. Crab says "Um, no, but uhhhh, I'll contact my cousin to see if she does." Turns out cousin is ALSO a crabette.

Crabette 2 contacts Crabette 1 and 3 and notifies them Crab was lying. He withheld information seeing the situation for what it was almost immediately. Crab apparently wants to beat the hell out of the BF for mistreatment of his cousin. Sexy Cousin Crabette recently cried to Crab that BF was emotionally cruel to her, sexually degraded her after he'd manipulated her in to performing oral sex on him. All of this carrying on after BF "committed" to Crabette 1.

Cousin Crabette and BF met last year while the BF was in a relationship with some other woman, who surprisingly isn't a crab. Cousin Crabette is very young and naive and easily manipulated. He had played mind games with her, used her for sex, lied and cheated on her and the other woman. None of his games became clear to her until a final breakdown. Cousin Crabette has mobile pics which support her claims of recent intimate contact.

Crabette 1 has decided not to say anything to BF about what is happening. Instead, she would like to play.

I've got nothing for her. Personally, I would just disappear without explanation. Any suggestions?

*bonus question* Can you guess the BF's sign?

Posted by Denver34
shut up freak

How about you shut up, asshole.

Guy Smiley is back? The worst beach photo ever....

Sorry about the crabs.

Scorpio us close. Close but no cigar. I'd come out and say it but a certain dxper who is kinda like a Scorpio but kind of like a fish may not appreciate it so much. He takes pride in his people and likes to hid these types under the rug. 😄

Huh?

Oh gaaawd. No!

No! No! No! No! No! Aurora go sit in the corner and hush!

SF wouldn't appreciate the BF being named as a Pisces because he's a cheater. A bad fish. SF doesn't like for us to mention the bad fish.

I'm teasing. Don't be sad!

Rofl. I want to say something so bad. Keep t to myself.
So a crab as a fb friend. That friend has a friend who is cousin to the girl who is fucking crabs bf.
The crab wants revenge? Got it. Pm me. I'm in a vengeful mood.

No she cant let him know she knows. *wicked grin*

Pregnancy scare? Theres a classic for you! Good one

Rofl

Arrogant enough to cheat on a cancer and you get what you get