What to do when a cancer is mooning you

I keep hearing the same ol cancer stories so it will be easier if everybody just cut the stories and got to the answers. My friend loves to moon people when she's mad at them or real happy it's all the same reaction. So this is a list of all the things you can do when a cancer goes alien on you and changes patterns with horrible logical sense. And it's a list for those people who want to know how to get your cancer to stop getting odd on you and mooning you and into your arms loving you every night. Share your tips.
1. Sometimes my friend will bust out and start dancing to some weird cheer randomly then go back to what she was doing then act like none of that shit happened.
2. Sometimes my friend calls me for no reason like that like that. She'll call I'll answer say hello and she'll be like hello? I'll be like what's up? She'll be like nothing what's up. I'll be like what do you need? She'll be like nnnnooooooooooo reason. And stay silent. Then say so how bout them Knicks? Then hang up on me. Then won't call back to say she was joking. But then when she'll see me 8 days later she'll be laughing when I see her talking about so how bout them knocks dddoooeeeeeeeee? She is fucking retarded.
3. Cancers are so strong and reserved but then so emotional and fragile. You need a degree in military tactics to win against a cancer. The can will always bring you to your knees and make you beg for mercy but then after you beg for mercy they'll turn and beg you to let them give you the world. Then you'll wonder why it was so hard before when it's this good now. It's like heaven on earth-now I get that phrase. But then the next day they are gone and distant like they don't kno you and never put a love spell on every part of your body. It's like hell on earth. Worst part my friend never crossed any boundaries with me and made it clear she didn't want no parts of me and still I fell for her like a sucker I can't believe this is my life at my age.

1. Tell her how her mooning me makes me feel and tell her what I want from her
2. If she pulls her ass out to moon me I'll slap it lol--I mean be playful when they get weird cuz they'll like that you can hang and still keep a good attitude
3. I will never try to imitate her level of strangeness while trying to mirror her to get what I want out if we because it never works the way she does it but she can mirror me better then I can be myself. Dn

^^hahaa! I think a Pisces can bring a cancer to his knees...we know what they're doing and can one up them anytime..i just choose not to.