Did I post about my conversation with my cap friend, whos overseas in the military?
Well he's always on me about opening an acct and investing, so I finally did and a few weeks after the acct was opened they said they needed more documents. I couldnt understand that so I talked to him about it. Mind you, he's on base.
Anyway he goes on and on about why they need proof of so and so, saying "exactly" how I could fund the account and what I could do with the money if I was a ter---ist. Just going all in detail when lightbulb clicked off in his head and he freaked out "omg, Im so stupid, I just mentioned all the key words. I cant believe im on base talking about this!!" Then he was like welp, I probably wont make it home. I said "insert name here" dont say that, and he screamed "dont say my name!" lol
It was just one dingy/dumb thing after the other, and we were both on the phone freaking out. I can tell he was really upset with himself slipping like that.
Part of the reason hes so funny is because of him being dingy and the same with me.
im not a cap, but my grandmother is. the most dingy things she does, all the time, envolves her keys. she lives in her home and she always misplaces her house/car keys. they are on the same ring. she always puts them down in the most 'right in front of your face' location, lol, then she tears up the house looking for them. then she calls me and the rest of the family and asks 'who stole my keys?' lmao. you the only one in your house....how did WE manage to steal your keys? we have our own keys lol.