Do Capricorns follow stupid religions?

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eric11
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My god is the flying Spaghetti Monster. One day I was eating the best tasting noodles I ever had. Some one might say orgasmic. Pure bless, and I thought I saw God. An aura of light surrounding flailing bands of noodles surrounding two margical meat balls. It was too much.

Every sunday I go to the temple and take communion with my fellow spaghetti monstertarians. The meat balls become his flesh, the meat sauce his blood. It's all very spiritual!