If your mailman is a spy?

Luckily YOLO tapped a point. I'm making sure my mailman ain't spying I'm on me, instead I counter spy out my window to make sure he ain't watching me. And strange, I don't have a grand piano, but I have turntables and a keyboard. Pbbbtttt, like my mailman spies on me that's bull. Ha, well there was the post 9-11 hysteria that happened shortly after between 2001-2008. I would've believed a lot of people suspected their mailman. Well, what would you have done if you found out your mailman is a spy? DESTROY HIM!!!!

The mailman at work looks like a Claymation character. He informed me recently that he also knows where I live, due to picking up another route.

Never underestimate the knowledge and potential creepiness of postal workers.

Posted by CluelessCancer
Is he HOT?

Why do you keep asking if he's hot? The dude is a dude. That's all you need to know. It don't matter if he hot or not, he still a spy.

Mailmen still exist in America?

Posted by Lucciferi
Slice his head off with a machete and put it above my fireplace.

Great idea! I'll drop a piano on his ass. 🙂

Posted by JenLove
Nope the mailman is fine but, I think the UPS guy that delivers to me might be. He made up a story once saying he talked on the phone with my brother who the package was for and insisted he needed to know how I was related to him, that was a obviously a lie. He never spoke to my brother and UPS doesn't ever call, that's what tracking numbers are for lol He's highly attractive though so he could be a spy, I wouldn't mind at all 😄

What if your mailman was actually an attractive mail...woman? Would that make a difference as far as you caring whether or not she's a spy? lol

To me, attractive or not. It makes no difference. Looks are deceiving. I wouldn't trust even if she was Jessica Alba.

To which YOLO is not true. It's only an excuse to get yourself to do dumb shit that may end of costing your life instead of saving it. My version of YOLO is doing everything to stay alive and protect myself.