My Life

I think everyone should under there own sign tell everyone else about there life up to the point where they die.
I was Born
I droped out of highschool
I spent 5 years in the army, I got out of the stockade and went down to reinlist, they told me a private with 5 years in the army could not reup. The end of my first career.
I roamed around and joined Little Jimmy Dickens Band I was in the Tub section. I played a one string tub I had hopes of one day moving on up to a two string. We were playing a jimmy Dean slaughter house opening When I got the Idea of the electric Juice harp. I passed the idea along to little jimmy That was a sad day. it was also the end of my second career.
I left and went to New York with hopes of braking into the music industry. I still had a song in my heart. after five years all I got to do was DO WA WA, thats it everytime you hear a song with DO WA WA thats me.my ageant told me The DO WA WA ear was over end of career # 3
I left and went to calif I had a great career as the guy in movies who walked into the room ( in murder movies ) and said Hey whats going on in here? after 106 movies my agiant told me I was type cast. Career #4 gone
I was 40 over the hill then I stumbled in the wonderful world of night time Janitor, career number 5. 40 hr week min wage no bennys what more could a guy ask for I had worked hard and the american dream has come true. now when I am 66 I can get my $ 467 per month ss and reaily live the good life. so lets hear from outhers don't be ashamed everyone cant be a big sussess.

Hay whats going on in here. mostly grade B except for the pron to get started.

No one interested in puting out the story of there life, this saddens me.

i literally could write a book. just too long and alot of detail. one wild ride though.
someday i might just jot it down. i'll let ya know.

you could make chapters one each week. Ill start.
I was born on a cold Jan day. Her labor started on the 10th I came on the 15th. she drank several bottles of whisky during this time . Now you know why I am so sharp. She would give me whisky to make me sleep but thats another story. My wt was 33LB 6 OZ I was born with hair all over my body. I was also born crewaling and climbing . I made a high pitched screeming noises they brought me down with a dart gun. I was put out in a trash contianer . Thank god the gypse came along. He let me sleep under the front seat of the wagon feed me goat milk and left overs. my first year of life. By the time I was two I could play the tambarine. Next the childhood years. 2 to 5.

My Life story
Dropped out of school grade 10 also Jake:-)
Married at 19 to my high school sweetheart, had 3 wonderful children. I divorced 5 years ago I was 35, knowing what I know now is that a marriage has to be worked on:-) Got into another relationship right after which lasted 2 years a cancer man great sex but nothing else. Had a few flings, work at a ok job (thx to support) we be eating cat food:-) Where I am now, thinking of going back to school, and the search for my cofidence:-) I realised that my cofidence lies into who is in my life not what I'm doing with my life:-) But sad to say, I'm happy I love my life except that I can't seem to have a meanful relationship, maybe I never will again, but maybe I just can't commit! Who knows I just keep moving along and try to Love myself and my faults b/c if I don't who will:-)

Dear Loving

quite a story, You may think some of my life story may have been a bit exaggerated. Not so, many people are wating for the part about me being and unwed father. But I digress back to you. 11 years three kids, that is quite a burden I know we all love our kids. One must remember we have to do for ourself before we can do for outhers. as for a meanful relationship, I have had many I try hard to get somemeaning out of everone whos life touches mine and whos I touch. as for loving yoiur self always keep that in mind because everywhere you go there you are. A lot of people try to run away from there problems but you still have you to deal with.

Hi
I wish i could post the story of my whole life. But it is oh so boring till the part i got divorced. Have 3 kids. after divorce thought i would have a swinging love life. but each lover was a disappointment. I dump each of them and then fall hard for this virgo who is 18 yrs younger. Except he is too shy to approach me and me too proud.I dont pursue , i am the pursued one. Lots of flirting follow. but i wanted him bad and bumped into a virgo no: 2. I seek his help in hooking this virgo no: 1. Soon i find my stars match better with virgo no:2 ..great passion & love there! so virgo no:1 is soon to be history and the flirting with virgo no:2 is on full swing. the relationship awaiting progression. (LOL)
looneybird

I was sold by the gypse to the circus, I was bo bo the dog face boy from the time I was two until I was 5. ^THe fool who ran the thing the ring master forgot how athletic I was. One night under the big top I gave everyone a show I jumped into the arena. grabed the ringmaster reached down his throat and pulled his nut out. using my physical skills i excaped on thunder the wonder horse It was a public spectacle. I roamed the woods for many weeks but at Last I found a home with Igor the blind begger or bugger I never quite got which it was I stayed with Igor until I droped out of highschool. I would probuly still be with Igor if he hadn't messed up that deal with Dr frank and brought him the wrong brain the abby normal one. Once Igor lost his job I was out of there. next time a story about highschool sex with a teacher.

I C**KTEASED THROUGH GRADE IX CHEMISTRY PRACTICALS!

OJ's anticpated confession about the high school sex ... brings back memories. I was 12 going on 13. There was this sexy chemistry Sir whose presence gave me a first hand enlightenment of what the female reproductive organ go through in a state of arousal! Perfect chemistry leading to anatomy lesson!

While doing practicals in the chem lab I caught the sexy Sir staring at me. My heart started racing & the I dropped my eraser under the table. So as I bent to pick it up, my eyes travelled to my Sir's trouser covered(sadly) long legs. and I saw that there was this big bulge between his legs. At that age though aware of the birds and bees, I thought that men got that bulge only when they wanted to take a P*ss. And I got up with a hidden smile wondering why he woudn't go to the lou. this happened 3 more times. So I happened to tell this to my 'know it all' friend who was so full of wisdom! She laughed at me and threw further light on the matter. She patted me on my back and said' " You will do well in your Chem practicals, honey".
Next day when I went to Chem Lab, i picked up a leaf from my wise friend's workbook on men. We were given the project to prepare ammonia gas(i think so). now while doing the experiment some chemical must have sprinkled on my trouser and created 3 big holes. This exposed my upper thigh. And when i glanced (very discreetly)towards my chem Sir, I saw the bulge bigger than ever before. I lifted my leg and bent my knee over a stool near by. This exposed my upper thigh even more. the chem sir jumped out of his chair, walked over towards me and told me that as long as i knew the formula by heart,I could leave the practicals unfinished. I was sent off home sooner than others. and i was given full marks. Next time the chemical "sprinkled" 😉on my shirt exposing my perfectly curved waist. I was given full marks for the next two practicals. Hmm. So I scored the highest marks in practicals in my class with minimum of efforts.🙂

Looney Bird

It was a cold february day school had been out for two hours, I was just leaving detension. when I ran into billy my friend. He looked down his face was sad he told me he had just been in the office and was in big truble for having sex with a teacher and that he was exspeled from school. I was in awe of him I said Billy you had sex with a teacher. Yes he said he told me his mother and father had really layed into him. he was exspeled and was grounded. I said belly whe you get ungrounded are you going to have sex with this teacher agian. he said he didn't know his ass was really sore.

Such a great life story.

Was thinking of Old Jake the other day actually, good old dxp times!

Posted by _Dazed

Such a great life story.

I think you were supposed to make up a teacher/chemistry sex story!

It's all bout them Bennys

Posted by _Dazed

Such a great life story.

Is it? Really? I don’t want to waste rime. Be honest and I forgive you for everything...