Marry, kiss with tongue, vote off the island

Assign one option to each person please:

-Tom Brady

-Ryan Reynolds

-Danny Devito

Marry Brady tongue Devito kick reynolds

Posted by Kalelno
Marry Brady tongue Devito kick reynolds

Your ultimate dream. May they all visit you in prison.

The only celebrity I ever found attractive enough (it goes beyond physical) was/is Pierce Brosnan. I'll take him, thank you very much. The rest can go into the bin!

Marry Danny devito

tongue tom Brady

kick Reynolds, I'm glad its agreed he's obnoxious

I put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

Why couldn't you make a second option of women for straight men? I fucking hate this type of segregation in 2025, and it must be stopped.

This is a perfect example of why the 19th amendment should be removed.

male version of this

Marry Meryl Streep. I just feel that Taurus lady would let me be nurturing in a masculine way



Def tongue with Kate McKinnon- I don't care that she is a lesbian, her Cap self depreciating humor personality is too good.



not kicking off anyone until I see their whole chart and then we can go from there lol

Can't edit but Streep actually has a Taurus moon, that is the vibe I was picking. She is a Cancer

Posted by Kalelno
Marry Brady tongue Devito kick reynolds

The three choices aren’t very attractive… but if I had to choose, I would say the same as Kalelno.

Marry Brady - seems responsible and is a great team player/leader.

Kiss Devito - The man is not physically attractive, but he oozes heart, heat and passion WAY MORE than Brady or Reynolds. Those two are more head driven… so they seem boring.

Kick Reynolds. He is funny, but after a while I could see him annoying the shit out of me… like a Virgo on a critical marathon.

Why would a guy ask this question?? 🤔

why isn't my butthole on that list?