Shorts to go clubbing

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Posted by Kalelno
Posted by hydorah
Posted by Kalelno
Posted by hydorah
jorts and wifebeater, tell them you have balkanian ancestry
Are you sure about this dory
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yes yes, it's a secret rule, there's always a blakanian expatriate somewhere, in the kitchen or doing the DJ, they'll vouch for you
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Do they have hairy arms? O might not pass the balkan arm hair test
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pretend you lost yor hair during a war