Breeisme
@Breeisme
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How Many Members of Your Sign Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?
What lightbulb—
Lmfao yes. Too accurate!
Lmfao yes. Too accurate!
LOL LMFAO
Omg So Funny.
lol, it is true indeed.
i do teleport to change
my light bulbs. 😆
i do teleport to change
my light bulbs. 😆
It would take ands and another person. The other person would be his servant while he watches.
Hahaha..@Capricornn
Love this 😄
Love this 😄
Cancer ..we need two mommies to hold our hands!
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Ok, so I had to meet up with my ex of almost 5 years to take care of an old car stuck at his place. I broke things off a year ago due to communication/stubbornss, etc..however we have been texting occasionally since(with some flirting). So I ended up doin
It's a blend of your Sun Moon Ascendant. Resourceful -Virgo Ascendant Versatility-Gemin-Sun Adventurous Heart-Sag Moon
Gem and I (female Sag) have a 10 year history of on and off.... more off than on, but none the less. We have a kid together who I raised on my own while he was in the military (he helped with child support and insurance and saw her once or so a year) Anyw
Give it to me...how are we?
My ultimate favorite family member has to be my Gemini Aunt. She's super loud but hilarious. Her rants are the. funniest. I wish I knew her moon but she does rant/curse a lot. Her children's friends love her and she even laughs at the things she says some
... a little about you. I'm still learning about it myself. What Gemini characteristics do you possess? Are they strong, or weak? How does it mesh/interact with your sun and ascendant sign? Do you get into arguments with yourself, and lose the ar
Hey Gems, the infamous communicators of the Zodiac :P Do you typically respond if an ex reaches out or ignore? If you reply is it because you miss them, or just being nice? Also, how can one tell if you are happy to hear from the ex and/or a clue you mig
Okay i went crazy on my Gemini ex and we've been playing this cat and mouse game for 8 years now but now I'm playing alone. He doesn't respond to me anymore because he still thinks I'm playing mind games with him . He asked me 3 times in the past 2 years
TAURUS: Well, I prefer natural light if at all possible. Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful.
GEMINI: Probably one is best, because if there are more than one, they'll get so wrapped up in talking to each other that they'll forget all about the lightbulb.
CANCER: Only one, but three therapists will be needed to help with the grieving process. OR: Only one, as long as his mommy holds his hand.
LEO: Leos do not change their own lightbulbs. They find someone else to do it for them.
VIRGO: 1.11111119873, give or take .00000000000013% .
LIBRA: Well, I could do it, unless of course you'd prefer to do it, but you look sort of busy right now. What do you want to do?
SCORPIO: One, from across the room, if they've learned their teleporting lessons well enough.
OR, thanks to one of our website visitors: None, because Scorpios aren't afraid of the dark.
SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got the rest of our lives ahead of us and you're worrying about a stupid light bulb?
CAPRICORN: I don't have time for these foolish jokes.
AQUARIUS: Well, you see, energy is really matter and matter is really energy and light is a form of energy but the light bulb is matter, and--
PISCES: What light bulb?