venusianbull
@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus
Comments: 438 · Posts: 33721 · Topics: 241
LOL :/
Join the Conversation. Explore Yourself. Connect with Others.
Discover insights, swap stories, and find people. dxpnet is where experiences turn into understanding.
Create Your Free Account →Related Topics
I was updating my internet slang vocab when i ran into this...LOL! :) A air biscuit n - as in Who launched an air b
RETIREMENT SEX Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gi
Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, h
This is chuckle worthy - type out the sentence you end up with in the>subject line and forward it on....and also, send i
Your Famous Last Words Will Be: What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous. --> WTF!! I th
Yo Mama is so stupid I told her drinks where on the house so she went and got a ladder.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing
new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour
Pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they
were very much in favour of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even
10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go
ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was
still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure
and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50% . The husband continued to feel
quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain
to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband
had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the milkman dead on the porch.