CancerianGoddess
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I was updating my internet slang vocab when i ran into this...LOL! :) A air biscuit n - as in Who launched an air b
RETIREMENT SEX Two men were talking. 'So, how's your sex life?' 'Oh, nothing special. I'm having Pension sex.'
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gi
Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, h
This is chuckle worthy - type out the sentence you end up with in the>subject line and forward it on....and also, send i
Your Famous Last Words Will Be: What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous. --> WTF!! I th
Yo Mama is so stupid I told her drinks where on the house so she went and got a ladder.
1) I've finally collected enough rats ass's to give to everyone on my list.
2) I hate being Bipolar... It is awesome!!
3) Vagina jokes arent funny,.. Period!!!
4) Thanks for your order from our sex shop, you asked for the large red dildo as featured on our wall. Please re-select, that is our fire extinguisher.
5)*ABRACADABRA*.................Nope, you're still a bitch.
6)Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, Happen! Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave.
7) Please be patient, I'm f*cking things up as fast as I can.
8)I want my tombstone to say... "Don't just stand there, water my damn flowers!"
9) When you really want to slap someone, do it and say "mosquito" OR Tell em its because they havent had a V-8!
10) I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.
11)Just got a call from a charity askng me to donate my clothes for the starvng children,i said kiss my ass! Anyone fitting in my clothes aint starvng!!!
12)I had an argument with someone today, to put their point across they threw a pair of orthopedic shoes at me. I now stand corrected.
13) Hand Sanitizer: Helping us discover paper cuts we never knew we had..