Are we actually as good as horoscopes say?

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wheelhomies
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l_g, honey, we are all that and more.
not only are we a fire sign - we are ON FIYAH!
some people do it as a joke, but when i lick my finger and touch it to my skin, it really does sizzle.
during really hot and heavy moments, i have been known to spontaneously combust.

when i walk into a room, everyone's jaw drops. once a man literally FLEW across the room to me - due to my X-treme magnetic pull.

every time i look into a mirror, it speaks to me: you are the fairest of them all.

on a simple trip to the store, cashiers and managers alike throw themselves to the floor and kiss my shoes. they offer me free goods.

anyone who thinks of disagreeing with me immediately becomes a mute.

and sometimes a halo of white light surrounds me when i smile.