Bulletin: Pisces has taken over the world

...and you lions are now our love slaves. And yes, we will ride you! So come on! Don't make me use the tranquilizer darts.

We'll let you eat all the rams. How 'bout that? Free food and free lovin. It's eutopia!

P.S. Don't tell them I said that.

NO! No...RAMS are gooooood. Fishes taste yucky! Good kitty. Good KITTY! *petpet*

Hi, chocolate 😉

Yes, we'll switch off from time to time...

A lion could probably kick a shark's ass anyday on land.......

The point I am tryting to make though, is that both are vastly inferior signs. The only way they can compete in the zodiac gene pool is to mate wirh an aries. 🙂