The story of your birth.

Any exciting stories about how you came forth into the world?

My mom went to McDonald's on August 12, 1975. She ordered a Big Mac, fries and a chocolate milkshake. She said as soon as she drank the milkshake I started kicking her like crazy. All day I kept kicking her so she finally went to the hospital and they said she was in labor. Her due date was August 15th so I came a little bit ahead of schedule.

Side note: To this day I absolutely hate chocolate ice cream. Yuck ! I probably thought she was trying to kill me and I was gettin the hell outta there. 😉

My mom tried to kill me, but she her side of the story is I tried to commit suicide. I came out the vag with my umbilical wrapped around my neck a few times and, literally, a mouth full of shit.

Well, my mom went to her mom's house when she was about to give birth (tradition)..it's a rural area with pit toilets & one clinic an hour way. Long story short, I was almost born in a pit toilet because her contractions made her feel like she wanted to do #2. The head came out & she wore her panties over it & ran into the house-I was born on the floor in one of the bedrooms.

Posted by Nala13
Any exciting stories about how you came forth into the world?

My mom went to McDonald's on August 12, 1975. She ordered a Big Mac, fries and a chocolate milkshake. She said as soon as she drank the milkshake I started kicking her like crazy. All day I kept kicking her so she finally went to the hospital and they said she was in labor. Her due date was August 15th so I came a little bit ahead of schedule.

Side note: To this day I absolutely hate chocolate ice cream. Yuck ! I probably thought she was trying to kill me and I was gettin the hell outta there. 😉

Haha I bet she ate A LOT of chocolate ice cream than. Maybe you had brain freeze lol

Posted by WaterCup
Well, my mom went to her mom's house when she was about to give birth (tradition)..it's a rural area with pit toilets & one clinic an hour way. Long story short, I was almost born in a pit toilet because her contractions made her feel like she wanted to do #2. The head came out & she wore her panties over it & ran into the house-I was born on the floor in one of the bedrooms.

Lmao...this is just too funny! Close one!

Nothing to rival the above stories haha. They figured out I was breech (butt first), and wouldn't turn around so they had to do a c-section, and couldn't get my mom intubated at the hospital she was at. They had to transport her 45 minutes to a larger hospital by ambulance. Apparently there was a massive rain storm the entire day, and the power was on and off at the hospital while I was born. That's all I know really.

I was born in a family without love and any caring... They didn't wanted me... And now they don't exist for me and I don't exist for them... Well, here are many to say, but no sense.. this is my Karma...

I have a past friend who was born a baby girl 5 years ago. She tried to kill the baby when she was pregnant, taking many kind of pills... God just let this baby come out normal and not affected by this pills. Now she love the child, the child is very beautiful and normal child, but I am wonder, how can she hide this story from her mind, better say, how can she delete this story.... ? When she gave birth to this child, in the ambulance they kept the baby without oxigen ( the baby was born premature) and even like this, this baby girl remained alive ...
I could not call this kind of peoples they are parents.... They are not desired to be parents anymore... They are just not humans .