Does anybody have all the answers?

If you have all the answers to everything, please email me so I can ask you some questions.

If not, can you please refer me to someone who does?

I'M HAVING A SHITTY MONTH


My questions (not in order of importance):

1. What can I do to make my business successful beyond my wildest dreams within the next month or so?

2. How can I get the person I have my eye on to fall crazy-assed in love with me?

3. Where can I get the best deal on Pucci shoes?

4. How do you get a 5 year old to SHUT UP without killing them?

I forgot the rest, too many distractions...

5. How do you get rid of too many distractions?

I'll post more later. I'm too pissed off right now.

Oh no!

Hope you are okay.

((LiBrat))

Bling ... you are a good person.

That being said, he does have a point.

I am not sure what your business is, but a lot of sales is networking. It isn't who you know, but who knows you.

What sort of extra networking stuff are you doing? Giving lots of talks, presentation, to various business group/tv/radio? etc.?

Maybe Harold has all the answers.....Maybe he's the man..Maybe HE knows where I can get Pucci on sale because I can't afford full price either...

It's Harold, I know it.

I can see it in his smile, that "All Knowing" look he has. His Joie d' vivre. He knoooowwws....

Harold
Harold
Harold

Bling:

As for the She-male....Seriously, can't the people who do the hiring figure out for themselves that having a FREAK working there is going to cause some ummmm raised eyebrows? I don't get it. I can understand hiring that type of person for tele-marketing where it won't be seen...but where you work?

Obviously they don't have someone like Harold in HR. Harold would KNOW who to hire.

I can't stop going to his website either....I'm addicted. This guy is such a FREAK but, I just can't STOP.

Bling: got your email, I'm good today. Just wish I had more time to post stuff. Big HUG

Bling those are GREAT PICS! you have a gifted eye. the one where he's flexing is going on my myspace profile.

Is it just me or does the cushion behind him in the flexing photo look phallic?

" 4. How do you get a 5 year old to SHUT UP without killing them?"

My most thorough experiments on children show that electrical shock directed into front brain area is the most effective persuasion method so far. If I'm going to arrange the most effective to the less effective method then the list is follows:

1) Electroshock.
2) Threatening them with cutting their penis.
3) Threatening them with drowning.
4) Threatening them with giving them to police.
5) Killing them.

it does look like a big doinker! i admire the guy's spirit, doesn't look like much can get him down...

* i admire the guy's spirit, doesn't look like much can get him down...

LMAO!

LiBrat hope you are doing a bit better this week. 🙂