Why this libra girl like BLAKE lipstick ?

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Posted by IllaLupus
Alright, since I'm so well untuned with the mind of this girl, and I sip tea inside her head almost daily I will tell you what her mindset is.

She doesn't like any kind of pasta.. It's deeply rooted as a fear, only with cream cheese on Sunday it's okay.. . She decided yoga pants weren't a good option anymore because of her hidden kangaroo pouch (is afraid that she will be noticed as a cross species hybrid), and she puts red lipstick on so she can pretend that someone rubbed period blood on her lips.. She's a tampon vamp.

There you go.

hahaahah!! x'D A TAMPON VAMPIRE ewwwwww x'D