Boredom

There is a spider hanging in the corner of my ceiling. It's staring at me. I stare back. Who will make the first move? I can't turn without one of it's four eyes seeing. It's watching me. Spying on me. It's planning a major aracnid takeover of my bedroom, I just know it. As soon as I turn my back, it's going to strike, try to capture and contain me with its web...
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And from my bedroom it will take the world.

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But not if I squish it first.

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With one smooth hand movement and a squish sound, the spider's evil plans of wold domination are made one with a tissue.

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This spider's threat to humanity is gone, but others will return to take his place. That's why I'll aways be ready with a klinex.

Anyone else here a little bored?

Terribly! But am quite abit tired too.

I'm not bored at the moment, but moods can change. That was a hilarious post Morgan 🙂

...alright, now I'm bored. See? I told you moods can change...

😛

it's about time that someone acknowledged the master plans of the ultimate weaver's of corruption!

They're not quite as organized as the Hines Ketchup Company, however. We really have to be careful with them.