There is a spider hanging in the corner of my ceiling. It's staring at me. I stare back. Who will make the first move? I can't turn without one of it's four eyes seeing. It's watching me. Spying on me. It's planning a major aracnid takeover of my bedroom, I just know it. As soon as I turn my back, it's going to strike, try to capture and contain me with its web... ... And from my bedroom it will take the world.
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But not if I squish it first.
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With one smooth hand movement and a squish sound, the spider's evil plans of wold domination are made one with a tissue.
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This spider's threat to humanity is gone, but others will return to take his place. That's why I'll aways be ready with a klinex.
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2 o'clock in the morning on a summer night about 3 years ago, sitting on the front stoop with my old best friend's older brother Lucas, he was playing guitar and I was
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And from my bedroom it will take the world.
...
But not if I squish it first.
...
With one smooth hand movement and a squish sound, the spider's evil plans of wold domination are made one with a tissue.
...
This spider's threat to humanity is gone, but others will return to take his place. That's why I'll aways be ready with a klinex.