Bumper Sticker Quotes

"Live simply...so others may simply live."

"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"

"Save a tree. Kill a beaver"

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"

"Trees don't grow on money either"

"God, please save me from your followers!"

hahaha :-)

Keep your rosaries off my ovaries.

The religious right is neither.

As a matter of fact, I DO own the whole goddamned road!

I brake just to piss you off.

The road to hell is paved with Republicans.

I'm too poor to vote Republican.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gore.

Unless you're a hemmoroid (sp?), GET OFF MY ASS.

You can have my gun when you pry it out of my cold, dead, right-wing Republican hands.

LoL... really shows your Democratic leanings there pheonix =)

lol, just a little 😉

"Jesus Loves You. Everyone else thinks you're an a**hole"

Save the trees--wipe your butt with an owl.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Your father should have pulled out.

Honk if you want to see my finger.

Give me ambiguity or give me...something else.

This car is insured by the Mafia. You hit me, they hit you.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

"Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

"I is a college student."

If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

Watch out for the idiot behind me.

Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Did you know?...It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Did you know?...Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Did you know?...Coca-Cola was originally green.

Did you know?...23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Did you know?...In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

Did you know?...If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contactwith extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

Did you know?...Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

Did you know?...More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Did you know?...The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Did you know?...The Eiffel Tower in Paris weighs over 1000 elephants.

Did you know?...there are actually two types of humans? The slightly larger and less intelligent kind, males, have protruding external genitalia called "penises" that are used for making important life decisions. Meanwhile, females have these nifty things called "vaginas" that no one understands yet, especially males

Did you know?... In 1879, a mail service in Belgium employed 37 cats to carry bundles of letters to villages around the town of Liege, this experiment was shorted-lived as the cats proved thoroughly undisciplined. Just plain weird...even by my standards.

Did you know?... The greatest recorded number of children that have been born by one mother is 69! The poor lass gave birth to 16 pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and a measly 4 sets of quadruplets. Even in the days before IVF!

Did you know?...Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

Did you know?... Every 5 seconds a computer gets infected with a virus

Did you know?...13% of Americans actually believe that some parts of the moon are made of cheese...yummy

Did you know?...The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

Did you know?...If you could count the number of times a cricket chirps in one minute, divide by 2, add 9 and divide by 2 again, you would have the correct temperature in celcius degrees... How do they know that?

Did you know?...Fish that live more than 800 meters below the ocean surface don't have eyes. Eeewwwwww

Did you know?...Hydrogen is an explosive gas. Oxygen supports combustion. Yet when these are combined it is water which is used to put out fires.

Did you know?...Walt Disney's autograph bears no resemblance to the famous Disney logo he was also impotent. Bwahahahahahaha!

Did you know?...The Dutch town of Leeuwarden can be spelled 225 different ways-

1. Leeuwaarden
2. Leewaarden
3. Leewarden
4. Leuwarden
5. leuwaardenn
6. Leuuwarrden......
224. Bradford


Did you know?...Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Go on, try it then

Did you know?...The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

Did you know?...Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Did you know?...Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.


Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs - Alexander the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

Did you know?...In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Did you know?...If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg i

woops; posted this under the wrong topic!

impossible to lick your elbow? Even double jointed people?

LOL...I have no idea

Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

it's impossible romeclone- the length of your arms to your elbow is longer that the distance to you mouth and unless you broke your arm off and licked it or had a lizard tongue...fyi :p

I just licked really close to my elbow - about an inch away from the pointy bit - it is my mission to lick it properly now! woo-hoo life purpose finally! I have hyperflexive joints which is a talent that has provided hours of entertainment in scaring people who are tripping 🤢gt;

Oh lizard tongue huh! Then I guess Gene Simmons from Kiss could do it then. lol