East and West/West and East

From msn.keen.com

Which Western signs does your Chinese animal go for?

The Eastern philosophy of Yin & Yang shows how life is a perpetual dance between opposites: man and woman, sun and moon, West and East. This duality is reflected in the stars: Chinese astrology explores the cosmic power of the lunar cycle, while the Western Zodiac measures Earth's position against the Sun.

Millions of people use both systems to learn about themselves, but a deeper and more valuable analysis can explain how the Western and Eastern astrological signs interact.

For instance: suppose our Chinese Animal is who we are. What role -- be it romantic, professional or simply friendship -- will each Western sign play in your Animal's life?

The Rat
Years of the Rat: 1924 1936 1948 1960 1972 1984 1996
Energetic Rats know the value of curiosity. A Libra would make a fantastic lover, but Gemini and Aquarius are your best bets for long-term relationships. You could care less about status and security-conscious Capricorns and Cancers. Leo and Sagittarius are friends for fun times, while an Aries would be the perfect business partner.

The Ox
Years of the Ox: 1925 1937 1949 1961 1973 1985 1997
Your nature is to focus and calmly assess, and as such, a patient Ox like yourself might fall deeply in love with a passionate Pisces or loyal Scorpio, but a Cancer to whom you can cater will win your heart. Leo and Aquarius are chatterbox goofballs who hardly fit into your worldview, but the words of a Taurus will guide you in lifelong pursuits that a Virgo or Capricorn join you on!

The Tiger
Years of the Tiger: 1926 1938 1950 1962 1974 1986 1998
An excitement-seeking Tiger will find that adventurous Sagittarians rub your stripes the right way in the game of love. A Leo may win your affection but steal your thunder, while an Aries may be too preoccupied with career pursuits to win your heart for long. A Libra will be your lifelong friend, and ditto creative Aquarius, but avoid picky Virgo and overly romantic Pisces. The music of a Gemini will be the tune you dance your life dance to.

The Rabbit
Years of the Rabbit: 1927 1939 1951 1963 1975 1987 1999
Your loyalty is above being questioned, Rabbit, so honorable Capricorn will be the soulmate breakthrough of this lifetime. But stable and steady relationships are more likely with Virgos and a romantic decades-long affair with a talented Taurus is inevitable. Deep friendships with Pisces and Scorpios will be a place to deposit secrets, and a Cancer is likely to inspire you to great success. Libra is too glib and Aries too irresponsible for any deep interaction.

The Dragon
Years of the Dragon: 1928 1940 1952 1964 1976 1988 2000
Leading your own parade every day might get tiring, but such is your burden, Dragon. A sexy Aquarius will give you a place to rest for love and affection. Sagittarius and Aries make great buddies for street revelry, but hold off on making any romantic overtures - save yourself for a Libra who looks good on your arm or a Gemini from a wealthy family. Scorpios are downright dangerous company for you, and Taurus will bore you in a New York minute. A venture begun with a Leo on board is your ticket to Easy Street.

The Snake
Years of the Snake: 1929 1941 1953 1965 1977 1989 2001
An ever-changing Snake, you'll challenge everyone to keep up with you, but you're actually trying to keep swimming with the Pisces who stole your heart. Sagittarius' fickle manner will aggravate you almost as much as Pisces' ambiguous approach. While Cancer is a fantastic lover and Scorpio a passionate partner, make sure you invest your money where a Virgo advises. When the rainy day does come, Capricorns will offer a couch on which to crash and Taurus an inspiring pep talk.

The Horse
Years of the Horse:

Wow....mine is 100 percent true, absolutely!

(chickenadoodledoo)

er how about kockadoodledoo? 🙂

kockadoodledoo works just phine.

hehehe, thatz kool 🙂

and what is mr. dxpnet's chineeeze sign? 🙂

not as kool as skool

i'm a horse with cancer and that's no good

I'm guessing you're a hisser?

oh dammit, spoke too soon...lol, eh, it's alright, at least you don't have a reputation for being Kocky....hyuck 😛

Horses, it seems, at least according to this source, do not acknowledge the existance of Scorpios, she said with tears streaming down...lol, jk

you gotta be fast to outpost me...

i guess the chinese are telling me that i need to ride on my horse and find the outside world, instead of hiding in my cancerous shell

it's tough to type

^^that is a very productive way to look at it! Chemo will not help you here I don't think. What element are you? Do you know? As in, water Horse, metal horse, wood horse, quarter horse....lol

uh, why yes it is tought to type. lol

at least i took out the extra 't' that i typed before i hit submit

cancers like the water, that's all this poor boy knows

lol, very funny about the extra t, I'm just a pecker, what can I say. What do you expect. hehe. Roosters peck, right?

I'll look up your element and get back to ya later, I gotta go do some pecking 🙂 (ha)

well dammit, I can't look up your element w/out your year of birth and all that jazz, so nevamind, skool is tha koolest

🙂

^^see how I saved you from having to play dead? I'm so loyal 🙂

i bet you do have some "pecking" to do, you dirty Çock

Whoa!!!! LOL, my goodness, I didn't think you had it in you....no pun intended. Hahaha.

Uh oh, I'm always posting when this happens, it explains a whole hell of a lot:

Sun: Capricorn
Mercury: Capricorn
Venus: Scorpio
Mars: Scorpio

i know you like to have it in you, but that's another topic for another day

🙂

how does one make that nifty C?? Hmm? 😛

oh
you
naughty
moderator

I'm all talk......really I am.....lol

[i would have taken that comment personally, but how does one fight the truth? lol]

{plus, you're gold in my book, pimp daddy}

the truth hurts, but in a good way

something you know all too well about, 'zony

it looks like i need to change the damn copyright info, every year it same story

six years is a long time

Oh
My God!

Someone is being so naughty right now, and 4 once it isn't me!

are we talking about the oddysiville one or whatever?

i had to change the copyright info in the footer 1997-2003, with the new year and all

and tell all your friends to read oddopolis

who, sorry about that, I had to peck off real quick 🙂

I will tell my friendz, I actually found the story to be disturbingly intriguing!

whoa, not who

spelling is so hard

hey, it says 1997-2003 now. Stuff like that excites me. Did you know: the first thing I do when reading a new book is check out the copyright date?

hmm....now, what else can I talk about to make everyone fall asleep......

Did you know: when I was seven years old, I was jumping rope on the playground at school, and some boy stepped on my jumprope, and I didn't know he was standing on it because it was behind me, and I accidentally pulled it out from underneath him, and he fell, and he got up, walked towards me, and proceeded to punch me in the face about as hard as he possibly could? That sucked.

Did you also know: when we moved into the house I've lived in for the last 16 years or so, I was really excited to see that we had blackberry bushes in our backyard. So, I went out to pick some...I was wearing a hoodie jacket, I was about 4 or 5 years old. I picked, got stabbed, picked, got stabbed some more, got tired of getting stabbed, decided I was through, turned around, fell backwards, got my hoodie caught in the bushes, tried to get unstuck but couldn't, started screaming bloody murder for my parents, and told them a bear caught me.

To this day, as I've mentioned before, I have a problem with my clothes getting caught in things. lol.

"An excitement-seeking Tiger will find that adventurous Sagittarians rub your stripes the right way in the game of love. A Leo may win your affection but steal your thunder, while an Aries may be too preoccupied with career pursuits to win your heart for long. A Libra will be your lifelong friend, and ditto creative Aquarius, but avoid picky Virgo and overly romantic Pisces. The music of a Gemini will be the tune you dance your life dance to. "

ahh!! so true! i love my sag boyfriend

Here's my Rooster-scope for today, that I have to post because amazingly, every single thing in my 'scope happened today! Every single thing!

Daily Chinese
January 08, 2003
Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Report

How compatible are you and your lover? Find out with a Free Sample Romantic Compatibility Report. Enter your birth information below and click go to start processing your FREE Report!

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You'll feel irritated by a friend who overwhelms you with unsolicited advice; kindly tell them to save their counsels! Tenacious and enterprising, you'll achieve some professional feats. Beware of feelings of nervousness or agitation, for you may feel prone to losing your temper today. You'll solve practical and material problems with more ease, and you'll very swiftly do away with your pending mail.

WTF

You'll feel irritated by a friend who overwhelms you with unsolicited advice; kindly tell them to save their counsels! Tenacious and enterprising, you'll achieve some professional feats. Beware of feelings of nervousness or agitation, for you may feel prone to losing your temper today. You'll solve practical and material problems with more ease, and you'll very swiftly do away with your pending mail.

THERE!

hehehe, would you like to try some of my...rooster feed? lol 🙂