Classes for Men

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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN - ALL ARE WELCOME - OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
Sign up early and get a discount on registration! Bring a buddy! The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE:

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/ FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO:

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE GARBAGE? Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available



A post on another topic prompted me to do this one:

What are some good home remedies for such things as burns? Bites from snakes or wasps? Anyone know how to make a splint or tourniquet? Best ways to get rid of fevers or chills? Rashes?

ladydane
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From "Principia Discordia".

As "Sufi?s" holy text says: (original in Sanskrit).

"All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningful in some sense,true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, fal
Qbone
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