Qbone
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for students... ONLY..!!
*Rolling on the Floor laughing*
Damn Q...Too bad I didn't know this in college...This is some funny butter!
I'm not going to say S-H-I-T anymore...just save them the trouble and say butter.
CL Very Funny Q.
Damn Q...Too bad I didn't know this in college...This is some funny butter!
I'm not going to say S-H-I-T anymore...just save them the trouble and say butter.
CL Very Funny Q.
Hey lady? EVIL is serous stuff? (not to laughing at)..!!
But I love the way you like my suggestions about "ROOM MATES?keep it coming lady..!
But I love the way you like my suggestions about "ROOM MATES?keep it coming lady..!
And keep "sharpen the knives.."?!!
-->6) Spitting: Spit on your roomate while he is sleeping. Also, collect all the dirty dishes and pile them up where your roomate sleeps.
I swallowed my gum here...
LMAO!!!!
I swallowed my gum here...
LMAO!!!!
ROFL,yup,evils good.A nicely keeped up sword collection works too,especially if your a chick.
GOOD...GOOD...!!
Evil "Tiamat" think it is something GOOD with me after all---!!
🙂
Evil "Tiamat" think it is something GOOD with me after all---!!
🙂
Tips number one & three are highly effective. The others...ther ewas no need to try...they were all intimidated byt he number 3 & 5 tips. And ofcourse my popularity with the opposite sex took car eof the rest😉
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by the number 1 & 3 tips
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by the number 3 & 5 tips
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by the number 1 & 3 tips
hahaha, this is seriously the best advice i have ever read
that knife thing backfired on me once tho, i started playing with a kitchen knife and pointing it at my roomate when he started acting like a dick... but then he went and grabbed a bigger one
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I am EVIL.....!!
🙂