GONE ARE THE DAYS

I WENT TO THE PUB LAST NIGHT
I HAD AN INSITE
GONE ARE THE DAYS WHEN WOMEN USED TO COOK LIKE THEIR MOTHERS
NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS.

I can Drink and am dam good at using the phone and Ordering Pizza 😉

I can clean, do laundry and cook dinner for my man while listening to music and sipping on a glass of red... then after dinner I can treetrunk his brains out for dessert, go to bed and then wake up early to go work...

My daddy taught me well, thank you! 😛