OLD JAKE
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Martha Stewart
Women makes food..cleaning..you've said working too..—?
OMG.... and all these years I did it all by myself alone...... man, I feel like jackass...!
Do you think if I act as a gentelman, will she marry me..??
OMG.... and all these years I did it all by myself alone...... man, I feel like jackass...!
Do you think if I act as a gentelman, will she marry me..??
Only if you continue to cook, clean, and work. lol
dman.... hehe
Qbone I saw your pic on the net I did not relize you were a good looking young man. I see why allen kind of goes for you.
🙂
Do I still get a woman that works/clean and cook..??
sure you can, she's in prison, cell-block C-57... right next to the woman who stabbed her husband 57 times because he didn't like the way she baked the chicken.
I'm thinkin if MJ was a female and messed around with food instead of boys he would be in jail and oh....the trial would need to be on the East Coast- but then again, I have PPD and I don't really know what I am thinking..just experiencing random thoughts....
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? The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
? Coca-Cola was originally green.
? Every day more
And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land.
-- Ezekiel 34/2
THE REAL REASON CANNABIS HAS BEEN OUTLAWED HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ITS EFFECTS ON THE MIND AND BO
I?ve found this article kind of insulting, but since I am the stupid insulter for the past couple of weeks? its kind of cool to read..!
NO OFFENCE to any one---?!!
And OJ/JT.. shut up please..!
NO OFFENCE to any one---?!!
And OJ/JT.. shut up please..!
Common to swear more after quitting? Any comments? This has become debate at my work.
The Whys of Men
( No Offense intended )
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
( No Offense intended )
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
A post on another topic prompted me to do this one:
What are some good home remedies for such things as burns? Bites from snakes or wasps? Anyone know how to make a splint or tourniquet? Best ways to get rid of fevers or chills? Rashes?
What are some good home remedies for such things as burns? Bites from snakes or wasps? Anyone know how to make a splint or tourniquet? Best ways to get rid of fevers or chills? Rashes?
From "Principia Discordia".
As "Sufi?s" holy text says: (original in Sanskrit).
"All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningful in some sense,true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, fal
As "Sufi?s" holy text says: (original in Sanskrit).
"All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningful in some sense,true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, fal
I am in the process of trying to get car insurance and they ran a credit check on me! Why they check a persons' credit for a service that you prepay for is beyond my comprehension. Why should my rates be higher or lower b/c of my credit...What does that
Alright everyone!
Describe joy.
Same principles.
Describe joy.
Same principles.
Alright everyone!
A simple question.....what is considered the most redeeming quality of every person who visits this board?
Don't lie, and don't pass the buck, and everyone answers for themselves.
A simple question.....what is considered the most redeeming quality of every person who visits this board?
Don't lie, and don't pass the buck, and everyone answers for themselves.
George Carlon