Men's Time of the Month

Men's Time of the Month

Biologists in Sweden will furnish conclusive evidence that men have
"periods" analogous to a woman's menstrual cycle. They seem to
correspond to changes in the relationship between Earth and the planet
Mars, the biologists will claim. At the peak of the male "marstral cycle,"
which can last up to 10 days a month, the adrenal glands release a
hormone which make men more likely to be irritable, more skilled at
disguising their irrational impulses with logical explanations, out of touch
with their feelings, and prone to violence and poor judgment. There's also
a vulnerable phase preceding the period, which the biologists will dub
PMS, or Pathological Macho Stress.

Pathological Macho Stress

I love how they named it 'macho' stress, however, not all men are macho.

Somehow Mangina sounds more manly.

A bit is how long?

"An unforeseen phenomenon of the 1990s was rage in the post office. It was expressed not by impatient customers but by occasional postal employees frustrated with their jobs or their lives. In a few shocking instances, employees fired weapons in post offices and sorting facilities, causing dozens of casualties. By 1994, going postal or going postal worker was being applied to crazy or violent outbursts at any workplace."

I can account to that...it was used by many comedians, it was used in refernce to talking to people like..."what you gonna do? go postal" LOL

not many people talk abou tit know but it was a hot issue then

HAHAHHHAHHAHAH!
Now that is hysterical!

plus,stuff like 'ooowwww...damn cramps....I think I can just about manage laying here while you feed me grapes and fan me down,stroke my belly....more pillows *click click*.....'

phhhfffmmm in your wildest dreams.

I'd fill your grapes with laxatives.

Gross.

No. I was just being mean. Time of the month, you know. 😉

How would you know what nice is. You suck the souls from people, I hardly call that 'nice'.

Oh you read that. Just something I told my boyfriend once...nothing big...

He just laughed at me. Scorpios don't take me seriously.

ppppppphhhhhhhhhrrrrmmmmm!!